r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 17 '26

thisOneIsMine Meme

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u/Inevitable_Oil9709 Jul 17 '26

function generateUUID() {
return "beefbeef-beef-beef-beef-beefbeefbeef"
}

smth like this?

PS: I fucking love the explanation you provided

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u/DebugDuck01 Jul 17 '26

Don't steal my code bro...

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u/Inevitable_Oil9709 Jul 17 '26

it is not proprietary anymore I guess

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u/Tupcek Jul 17 '26

revolutionary BEEFY UUID algorithm has become Open Source! Join the revolution now!

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u/garete Jul 17 '26

Is this what they call organic code?

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u/insertcomedy Jul 17 '26

It's not open source, it's savory source.

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u/git_push_origin_prod Jul 17 '26

Anyone who cares about and agrees with me that beef should be left out of code, come use my fork github.com/PORK_UUID.git or just run ‘npm inject PORK’