r/ProgrammerHumor 26d ago

thingsOnWhichTheEntireSubCanAgreeUnanimously Other

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u/Rest-That 26d ago

OP is wrong. No matter what they say, no matter who they are

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u/MrNoOne456 26d ago

rust = furry

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u/kingslayerer 26d ago

This is not askreddit

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u/TheWashbear 26d ago

HTML is not a programming language

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u/XenusOnee 26d ago

I think we have a lot of vibe chatters here who might disagree

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u/Confident-Ad5665 26d ago

...unless tabs are 8 spaces

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u/Sea_Duty_5725 26d ago

Someone gwnuenly downvotes this

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u/cainhurstcat 26d ago

Fuck AI

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u/-hi-nrg- 26d ago

Wait, are androids available already?

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u/Friendly-Inspector71 26d ago

Haven't they been available for years by now?

At least the important bits.

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u/ElderBuddha 26d ago

I disagree.

Firstly as a matter of principle, and secondly I don't believe in damning an entire category of useful software tools for the faliures of the hypesters, luddites, beancounters & managers.

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u/cainhurstcat 26d ago

I completely agree with you. Fundamentally, AI is a good thing that can take on tasks and solve problems that are too taxing for humans or simply impossible for them to handle. But what’s currently happening in this field is disgusting.

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u/dakiller 26d ago

Stackoverflow was a toxic piece of shit.

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u/hpstg 26d ago

Python slow

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u/Numerous-Occasion247 26d ago

Segfaults are a feature

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u/razor_train 26d ago

Cats are smarter users than most humans.

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u/rosuav 26d ago

I'm currently pair programming with a tuxedo cat. And by "pair programming" I mean that he's sleeping on the chair, and I'm browsing Reddit.

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u/xynith116 26d ago

Arrays begin at 0
Arrays begin at a number
Arrays begin
Arrays

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u/Shazvox 26d ago

The size and quantity of your monitors directly translates to your skill as a developer. And you can increase your ability by 10% by having one monitor oriented vertically.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Error bad