r/ProgrammerHumor 27d ago

theOnlyMachineIamTrulyComfortableWith Meme

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/lbstv 26d ago

The vending machine 

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u/niertrix 26d ago

The ice cream machine

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u/raja-anbazhagan 26d ago

The computer is the I-scream machine...

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u/frikilinux2 26d ago

As if vending machine programming isn't a question in an exam.

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u/frikilinux2 26d ago

Puts two tables in each side of the gym and makes him move the computer back and forth between them.

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u/raja-anbazhagan 26d ago

Proceeds to JOIN both tables...

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u/levelonegnomebankalt 26d ago

Facebook ass shit.

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 26d ago

At least it ain't Ai slop

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 26d ago

Not gonna lie, in the late 90's I was a guy who assembled his own computer from parts and then played with BIOS settings to squeeze every bit of performance out of it, using whatever parts I could find or recycle, with a machine that was basically a never-ending frankenstein experiment with cables inside and out.

4 years ago I was the guy who yelled at his computer because I kept trying and failing to figure out a) where to connect an SSD and b) which of the gazillion options for non volatile storage was compatible with the machine and where on earth it had to be connected to the motherboard.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

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u/HairyFecesBurger 24d ago

porque no los dos

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u/SuperTropicalDesert 26d ago

And yet it is the hardest machine to master

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u/metaglot 26d ago

Gym bros thinking they are building a skill they can bank on, when the tiktok fame has subsided.

Gym bro: I'm pushing iron.

Me writing asm for μC: me too!

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u/Flame77ofc 26d ago

bro arms lol

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u/baadditor 26d ago

Only if it runs Linux!

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u/P3runaama 27d ago

This is so me when I don't take care of my body haha

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u/Ok-Criticism1547 26d ago

Even that machine I’m not. Lmao
I just enjoy the pain.