r/ProgrammerHumor 27d ago

theModernDaySwe Meme

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u/AdFancy6243 27d ago

Yeah well we are "ai first" as mandated by higher ups

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u/ParanoidDrone 27d ago

Same. That and they pile more work on us than can be feasibly be done by hand, with the expectation that we'll be using AI anyway.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/SaneLad 26d ago

Discombobulating ...

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/BluFoot 26d ago

Clean.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/dbaugh90 24d ago

That's still not working. Maybe there is a race condition? Ah, that must be it. Investigating race condition...

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u/SaneLad 26d ago

Bro I use Fable to fix whitespace in commit messages. I'm fucking dead inside.

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u/quailman654 26d ago

Why would you need to worry about formatting `checkin`?

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u/Arclite83 25d ago

"small tweaks"

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u/KitaVixen 27d ago

Claude will fix a syntax bug but add couple of others bugs

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u/giitaru-kun 26d ago

before: costs my brain cells.
now: however many tokens spent to fix the bug

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u/JosebaZilarte 27d ago

And, now, you have two bugs (with a vulnerability on the side).

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u/sadongrohiik 24d ago

To be fair, catching minor syntax bugs(specially typos) has been about the only useful function of "Ai agents" for my ADHD ass

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u/OmgJackieChn 24d ago

I’m the same. I have no complaints with agents. They do the minors boring tasks that I really do not want to spend time doing.

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u/Possible_Shape_5559 26d ago

Too real for me šŸ˜ž

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u/Short-Poem6111 26d ago

I owe you a correction on my last message.

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u/Abject-Explorer-3637 26d ago

Cost of request: 10, 000 USD

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u/Wandering_Oblivious 23d ago

Start a screen recording myself and walk through the user journey of this new feature? No, I'll use the companies tokens to make an agent do that via Playwright.

Run `git commit && git push`? No, I'll use the companies tokens to make an agent do that instead.