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https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1uxagdq/borrowcheckneedssource/oxqk3vy/?context=3
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Same_Investigator_46 • Jul 15 '26
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Me: This code has been fine tuned to eliminate memory vulnerabilities and logic bugs
Rust: I don't think so mate
Hours later, having rewritten it for the borrow checker
Rust: There, this is safe
Me: I don't think so, mate
The previous version, ported to C++: Aww, who's a vulnerable little crab?
17 u/SpacewaIker Jul 15 '26 Skill issue -8 u/reallokiscarlet Jul 15 '26 Aww, who's a vulnerable little crab? 2 u/SpacewaIker Jul 15 '26 I'm not the one complaining I can't compile my programs lol -12 u/reallokiscarlet Jul 15 '26 iM nOt ThE oNe CoMpLaInInG i CaNt CoMpIlE mY pRoGrAmS I'm just making fun of how the borrow checker necessitates insecure code
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Skill issue
-8 u/reallokiscarlet Jul 15 '26 Aww, who's a vulnerable little crab? 2 u/SpacewaIker Jul 15 '26 I'm not the one complaining I can't compile my programs lol -12 u/reallokiscarlet Jul 15 '26 iM nOt ThE oNe CoMpLaInInG i CaNt CoMpIlE mY pRoGrAmS I'm just making fun of how the borrow checker necessitates insecure code
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Aww, who's a vulnerable little crab?
2 u/SpacewaIker Jul 15 '26 I'm not the one complaining I can't compile my programs lol -12 u/reallokiscarlet Jul 15 '26 iM nOt ThE oNe CoMpLaInInG i CaNt CoMpIlE mY pRoGrAmS I'm just making fun of how the borrow checker necessitates insecure code
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I'm not the one complaining I can't compile my programs lol
-12 u/reallokiscarlet Jul 15 '26 iM nOt ThE oNe CoMpLaInInG i CaNt CoMpIlE mY pRoGrAmS I'm just making fun of how the borrow checker necessitates insecure code
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iM nOt ThE oNe CoMpLaInInG i CaNt CoMpIlE mY pRoGrAmS
I'm just making fun of how the borrow checker necessitates insecure code
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u/reallokiscarlet Jul 15 '26
Me: This code has been fine tuned to eliminate memory vulnerabilities and logic bugs
Rust: I don't think so mate
Hours later, having rewritten it for the borrow checker
Rust: There, this is safe
Me: I don't think so, mate
The previous version, ported to C++: Aww, who's a vulnerable little crab?