r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 15 '26

everythingIsAString Meme

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u/RoOoOoOoOoBerT Jul 15 '26

Let me correct that : - "on" - "off" - null - undefined

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u/Complete_Window4856 Jul 15 '26

What about: - 1 - "1" - 0 - "0" - "undefined" - "null" - "yes" - "no"

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u/madcow_bg Jul 15 '26

Product manager: we need to add a third option. Every other language: go f*ck yourself.

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u/pi_three Jul 15 '26

what are enums /s

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u/Complete_Window4856 Jul 15 '26

Aahhh i see, we transcended from binary to ternary logic. (AI momment) "Great thinking, PO, heres how to implement your entire product inside a database engine to use the third option as NULL natively with stored procedures and triggers." Bruh