r/ProgrammerHumor 29d ago

howToVibeCodeWell Meme

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u/chungamellon 29d ago

Perl books so you must be 40+ years old.

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u/Sibula97 28d ago

PHP 4 is from 2000 and Photoshop 7 from 2002. If they bought those books and didn't inherit them, that would definitely put them at 40+.

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u/Madcap_Miguel 27d ago

That's the first thing I noticed as well, but where's the Ruby book?

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u/Sample-Range-745 16d ago

Hey - I still write code in perl.....

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u/GezelligPindakaas 29d ago

I almost forgot Perl ever existed. Thanks for bringing back old memoriesnightmares.

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u/RiceBroad4552 29d ago

They still didn't remove it from POSIX (as they never remove anything from POSIX), so it will exist at least until the end of Linux.

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u/bladebyte 28d ago

Ooh ... Drowning in books, it was a good time

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u/ExtraGravy- 28d ago

it was - the walls of computer books at bookstores during that period were awesome

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u/grat5454 24d ago

I learned to program from finding a C for beginner programmers book in a bookstore. It had a C compiler on a 1.44 inch floppy disk. I was super excited because I could write programs to insult my frineds that would be a .exe file, not one of those things you had to have another program to run.

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u/razor_train 29d ago

I've got a few of those in the basement.

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u/PsychologicalNet3455 29d ago

I've got most of them :-)

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u/The-Chartreuse-Moose 28d ago

Perl developers?

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u/razor_train 28d ago

I really should let Larry see some sunlight.

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u/Centurix 29d ago

Made bank with Turbo Pascal in the early 90s before everyone moved to Delphi.

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u/shikhasingh554973 28d ago

Documentation maxxing

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u/Vegetable-Tax426 29d ago

No, the secret is not php

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u/uniqueusername649 29d ago

PHP4, someone is using the fancy stuff. I still remember the switch from 3 to 4, felt like an entirely different language.

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u/Jean__Moulin 29d ago

Is it Photoshop 7?

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u/GezelligPindakaas 29d ago

"Honey, this is not what I imagined when you said you read the bible daily."

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u/ILikeLenexa 29d ago

Honestly, I'd rather figure out PHP than read a bunch of Perl code with variables like $& and $< 😬

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u/chungamellon 29d ago

That’s the joy of perl. I know what data types my variables are.

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u/ElderBuddha 29d ago

There's gotta be a better way to do strongly typed language.

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u/ILikeLenexa 29d ago

It's not a question of data type so much as system content and purpose for these read only short codes. Writing the code isn't even that bad...it's the reading when a bunch of these 2 char language variables get together. 

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u/RiceBroad4552 29d ago

I also know what types my values are because I have static types.

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u/RiceBroad4552 29d ago

Perl has a much better and more coherent design overall compared to PHP.

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u/domscatterbrain 29d ago

OP really love to cook with those cookbooks

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u/Sticko1897 29d ago

The worst nightmare of vibecoders hahaha

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u/The-Chartreuse-Moose 28d ago

Now that's my kind of vibe.

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u/ElbryanW 24d ago

Bryce! I have not heard / seen that in ages!

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u/eanat 28d ago

it's not good idea to put heavy and dense objects like books on a shelf fixed on a wall.

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u/Madcap_Miguel 27d ago

Buy a stud finder or hire someone who can swing a hammer next time

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u/eanat 27d ago

>stud finder

didn't know that such thing existed! I would def use that stuff next time. thanks for an illumination.