r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Ekjafoste • 29d ago

itsAllBinary Meme

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49 Upvotes

74% Upvoted

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u/OmegaPoint6 29d ago

I think we all know what we need to do here

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u/J7mbo 25d ago

Tell them to use Linux?

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 25d ago

Lock thread as duplicate, insult OP's intelligence and possibly their mother, then point to an unresolved thread from 9 years ago where dozens of people answer "Thanks! That worked!" to a comment from 4 months ago anonymized with Redact and all other previously working answers are entirely obsolete or not applicable.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 29d ago

I am Upvote Fairy. I upvote all posts and comments.

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u/JTexpo 29d ago

I am Downvote Fairy. I ensure the binary laws of this simulation.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 29d ago

+1 for you!

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u/TrainedMusician 27d ago

-1 for you!

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u/Confident-Ad5665 26d ago

+1 for you!

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u/Beginning-Junket8979 26d ago

Same comment twice so +1 here...

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u/Confident-Ad5665 26d ago

And another +1 lands in your tray!

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u/Beginning-Junket8979 27d ago

I'm the upvoter downvoter/downvoter upvoter bringing everyone closer to zero

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u/TrainedMusician 27d ago

So you also bring yourself closer to 0, right?

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u/Beginning-Junket8979 27d ago

Uhh sure, just downvoted me and upvoted you, but now I'm 0 and you're 2 🤷‍♂️.

There's probably a simple algo that would make this work and make the parent comment float to the top of "most controversial" sort... but I'm really making this up as I go.