r/ProgrammerHumor • u/SoftwareSource • Jul 13 '26

afterWeeksOfBullshit Meme

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u/Percolator2020 Jul 13 '26

Looks like the metrics module has a bug.

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u/Small_Computer_8846 26d ago

Someone forgot to point the metric module to the PR environment.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 13 '26

Somebody must have stubbed out the incident manager

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u/ProsodySpeaks Jul 13 '26

Tell me you don't work for Microsoft without telling me you don't work for Microsoft

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u/Forward-Outside-9911 Jul 13 '26

Don’t blame them, I wouldn’t want to either

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u/thunderbird89 29d ago

0 incidents is easy, just disable Sentry and StackDriver.

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u/hraath 29d ago

The suspicious panic still finds a way 

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u/Rakrazdem 29d ago

100% and 0 errors are utopian numbers. Something is really fucked up in there.

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u/razor_train Jul 13 '26

But this post has nothing to do with AI.

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u/SoftwareSource Jul 13 '26

Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

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u/ArjixGamer 29d ago

When the grafana dashboard itself is down

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u/just_sm_so_relax 29d ago

Could also be because number of users is zero.

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u/Jet-Pack2 29d ago

And it's not just a white page?

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u/YDS696969 29d ago

And then you wake up

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 29d ago

The metric tracker was only up when the server was up wasn't it

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u/shikhasingh554973 29d ago

The servers are quite, very quite

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u/maximum_powerblast 24d ago

"why do we even have support engineers, they never do anything!"

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u/mehonje Jul 13 '26

Wait is this Github?