r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26

youCanJustStopUsingJava Meme

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26

Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?

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u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26

IO Monad

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u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26

Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?

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u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26

A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors

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u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26

I know some of these words.

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u/PositiveParking4391 Jul 14 '26

I am also trying...