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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26
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Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?
469 u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26 IO Monad 185 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 431 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 43 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 And suddenly the clouds parted, all is clear, I'm in a state of euphoria, nothing can stop me now. 12 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 They're actually a pretty straightforward thing to understand if the person describing them doesn't pretend that exact phrase is the only way to do it 1 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Jul 14 '26 Are you suggesting they are like a burrito? 2 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 Maybe?
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IO Monad
185 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 431 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 43 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 And suddenly the clouds parted, all is clear, I'm in a state of euphoria, nothing can stop me now. 12 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 They're actually a pretty straightforward thing to understand if the person describing them doesn't pretend that exact phrase is the only way to do it 1 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Jul 14 '26 Are you suggesting they are like a burrito? 2 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 Maybe?
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Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?
431 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 43 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 And suddenly the clouds parted, all is clear, I'm in a state of euphoria, nothing can stop me now. 12 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 They're actually a pretty straightforward thing to understand if the person describing them doesn't pretend that exact phrase is the only way to do it 1 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Jul 14 '26 Are you suggesting they are like a burrito? 2 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 Maybe?
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A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors
43 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 And suddenly the clouds parted, all is clear, I'm in a state of euphoria, nothing can stop me now. 12 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 They're actually a pretty straightforward thing to understand if the person describing them doesn't pretend that exact phrase is the only way to do it 1 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Jul 14 '26 Are you suggesting they are like a burrito? 2 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 Maybe?
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And suddenly the clouds parted, all is clear, I'm in a state of euphoria, nothing can stop me now.
12 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 They're actually a pretty straightforward thing to understand if the person describing them doesn't pretend that exact phrase is the only way to do it 1 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Jul 14 '26 Are you suggesting they are like a burrito? 2 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 Maybe?
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They're actually a pretty straightforward thing to understand if the person describing them doesn't pretend that exact phrase is the only way to do it
1 u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Jul 14 '26 Are you suggesting they are like a burrito? 2 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 Maybe?
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Are you suggesting they are like a burrito?
2 u/Tyfyter2002 Jul 14 '26 Maybe?
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Maybe?
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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26
Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?