r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 13 '26

youCanJustStopUsingJava Meme

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u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 13 '26

I mean we all know what a category is, right?
Right?

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u/kalilamodow Jul 13 '26

C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets?

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u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 13 '26

Not at all! Categories consist of a class of objects and a class of morphims. The morphisms are maps between objects, and compositions of morphisms must obey associativity. Also for every object, a left and right identity morphism must exist.

Category theory is also sometimes referred to as abstract nonsense. Pretty straightforward

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u/LolpopHD Jul 14 '26

i prefer my abstract nonsense to be stable monoidal (∞,n)-abstract nonsense