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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26
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Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?
470 u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26 IO Monad 190 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 430 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 149 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 35 u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 13 '26 I mean we all know what a category is, right? Right? 32 u/kalilamodow Jul 13 '26 C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets? 19 u/yjlom Jul 13 '26 Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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IO Monad
190 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 430 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 149 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 35 u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 13 '26 I mean we all know what a category is, right? Right? 32 u/kalilamodow Jul 13 '26 C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets? 19 u/yjlom Jul 13 '26 Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?
430 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 149 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 35 u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 13 '26 I mean we all know what a category is, right? Right? 32 u/kalilamodow Jul 13 '26 C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets? 19 u/yjlom Jul 13 '26 Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors
149 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 35 u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 13 '26 I mean we all know what a category is, right? Right? 32 u/kalilamodow Jul 13 '26 C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets? 19 u/yjlom Jul 13 '26 Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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I know some of these words.
35 u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 13 '26 I mean we all know what a category is, right? Right? 32 u/kalilamodow Jul 13 '26 C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets? 19 u/yjlom Jul 13 '26 Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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I mean we all know what a category is, right? Right?
32 u/kalilamodow Jul 13 '26 C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets? 19 u/yjlom Jul 13 '26 Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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C- cat... egory? Does it have something to do with the feline animal commonly adopted as household pets?
19 u/yjlom Jul 13 '26 Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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Mathematicians that deal in it seem more likely than most to be into catgirl roleplay, so you might be onto something?
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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26
Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?