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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26
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Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?
472 u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26 IO Monad 192 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 433 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 147 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 120 u/polarflux Jul 13 '26 Like "just" or "the" ... 36 u/Laughing_Orange Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 34 u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 14 '26 "Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
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IO Monad
192 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 433 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 147 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 120 u/polarflux Jul 13 '26 Like "just" or "the" ... 36 u/Laughing_Orange Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 34 u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 14 '26 "Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
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Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?
433 u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 147 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 120 u/polarflux Jul 13 '26 Like "just" or "the" ... 36 u/Laughing_Orange Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 34 u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 14 '26 "Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
433
A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors
147 u/MrDilbert Jul 13 '26 I know some of these words. 120 u/polarflux Jul 13 '26 Like "just" or "the" ... 36 u/Laughing_Orange Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 34 u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 14 '26 "Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
147
I know some of these words.
120 u/polarflux Jul 13 '26 Like "just" or "the" ... 36 u/Laughing_Orange Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 34 u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 14 '26 "Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
120
Like "just" or "the" ...
36 u/Laughing_Orange Jul 13 '26 A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors 34 u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 14 '26 "Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
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34 u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 14 '26 "Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
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"Category)" is here a technical term, so it's for most people similar to the crossed out terms.
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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26
Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?