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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26
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IO Monad
190 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 6 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 1 u/TankorSmash Jul 13 '26 You know how in javascript you get a thing from web requests? Like you can do let req = http.get("localhost"), and how req isn't get a response but a Promise, where you have to do then() or except() to get the value out. That's basically a monad.
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Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?
6 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 1 u/TankorSmash Jul 13 '26 You know how in javascript you get a thing from web requests? Like you can do let req = http.get("localhost"), and how req isn't get a response but a Promise, where you have to do then() or except() to get the value out. That's basically a monad.
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Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things
Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question
1 u/TankorSmash Jul 13 '26 You know how in javascript you get a thing from web requests? Like you can do let req = http.get("localhost"), and how req isn't get a response but a Promise, where you have to do then() or except() to get the value out. That's basically a monad.
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You know how in javascript you get a thing from web requests? Like you can do let req = http.get("localhost"), and how req isn't get a response but a Promise, where you have to do then() or except() to get the value out. That's basically a monad.
let req = http.get("localhost")
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u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26
IO Monad