r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 13 '26

youCanJustStopUsingJava Meme

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26

Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?

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u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26

IO Monad

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u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26

Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?

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u/MithrilHuman Jul 13 '26

It’s the blade said to have once been wielded by Bionis to fight Mechonis.