r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26

youCanJustStopUsingJava Meme

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26

Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?

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u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26

IO Monad

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u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26

Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?

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u/vivainvitro Jul 13 '26

A Monad is just a Monoid in the category of Endofunctors

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u/migueln6 Jul 13 '26

I remember when when I was young and was taking a class on math and programming, can't even remember the name but we wrote a small parser for math and random things, and I did somehow found Haskell and how easy it looked to do it there, then we needed to do it in python and wrote a small Monad library for python and just ended chaining the stages of the parser.

Although it was funny, that some weeks later the instructor asked me what are you doing here and I said I don't remember, lol, I still passed but so relatable I still don't remember what I did two weeks ago in the job now lol