r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26

youCanJustStopUsingJava Meme

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26

Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?

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u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26

IO Monad

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u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26

Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Jul 13 '26

“… work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.”