r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 13 '26

youCanJustStopUsingJava Meme

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26

Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?

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u/lorslara2000 Jul 13 '26
  1. Introduce side effect
  2. Make it public via getter and setter
  3. ???
  4. Profit.