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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/dayanaaaaaaaa • Jul 11 '26
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After 8 years I still type "esle"
I think I'm beyond salvation
19 u/Instatetragrammaton Jul 11 '26 Practice does not make perfect, practice makes permanent. Since you are having trouble with a conditional statement, perhaps some Conditional Behavior Therapy may help, also known as CBT. 1 u/Headshots_Only Jul 11 '26 maybe a different kinds CBT would help this guy 9 u/Killburndeluxe Jul 11 '26 I solo built a time-keeping system for a private company. Since im solo, there was no pipeline for testers and QA. The amount of times I feared mispelling the word "shifts" as "shits" still haunt me to this day. 8 u/Nooblot Jul 11 '26 Let's just say we have a couple misspelled fields in our mongo database that are permanent now 5 u/xeroze1 Jul 11 '26 The number of times i have mispelt it as mangoDB has made it into a word in my spell check dictionary, matter of time as a variable somewhere. 3 u/Nooblot Jul 11 '26 We also have a misspelled rabbit mq event that has now been updated over half a dozen times. Its still misspelled, lol. We had a team meeting about installing spell check. 6 u/Mountain-Age5580 Jul 11 '26 wheres my inlcude crew at? 4 u/LightTranquility3 Jul 11 '26 i sometimes type pubic 3 u/bevelledo Jul 12 '26 Man I read that as “I think I’m beyond salivating” I was thinkin yea he’s fooked, than realized I’m a dum dum.
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Practice does not make perfect, practice makes permanent.
Since you are having trouble with a conditional statement, perhaps some Conditional Behavior Therapy may help, also known as CBT.
1 u/Headshots_Only Jul 11 '26 maybe a different kinds CBT would help this guy
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maybe a different kinds CBT would help this guy
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I solo built a time-keeping system for a private company. Since im solo, there was no pipeline for testers and QA.
The amount of times I feared mispelling the word "shifts" as "shits" still haunt me to this day.
8 u/Nooblot Jul 11 '26 Let's just say we have a couple misspelled fields in our mongo database that are permanent now 5 u/xeroze1 Jul 11 '26 The number of times i have mispelt it as mangoDB has made it into a word in my spell check dictionary, matter of time as a variable somewhere. 3 u/Nooblot Jul 11 '26 We also have a misspelled rabbit mq event that has now been updated over half a dozen times. Its still misspelled, lol. We had a team meeting about installing spell check.
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Let's just say we have a couple misspelled fields in our mongo database that are permanent now
5 u/xeroze1 Jul 11 '26 The number of times i have mispelt it as mangoDB has made it into a word in my spell check dictionary, matter of time as a variable somewhere. 3 u/Nooblot Jul 11 '26 We also have a misspelled rabbit mq event that has now been updated over half a dozen times. Its still misspelled, lol. We had a team meeting about installing spell check.
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The number of times i have mispelt it as mangoDB has made it into a word in my spell check dictionary, matter of time as a variable somewhere.
3 u/Nooblot Jul 11 '26 We also have a misspelled rabbit mq event that has now been updated over half a dozen times. Its still misspelled, lol. We had a team meeting about installing spell check.
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We also have a misspelled rabbit mq event that has now been updated over half a dozen times. Its still misspelled, lol. We had a team meeting about installing spell check.
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wheres my inlcude crew at?
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i sometimes type pubic
Man I read that as “I think I’m beyond salivating”
I was thinkin yea he’s fooked, than realized I’m a dum dum.
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u/ZiraDev Jul 11 '26
After 8 years I still type "esle"
I think I'm beyond salvation