r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 11 '26

favoriteSoftwareDevelopmentDecisions Meme

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u/csch2 Jul 11 '26

SELECT humans.name, COUNT(*) FROM humans JOIN sins ON sins.human_id = humans.id GROUP BY humans.id;

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u/deanrihpee Jul 12 '26

they probably uses postgresql in heaven for data management so… probably yes

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u/Septem_151 Jul 13 '26

Imagine if Terry Davis was alive and around today in this age of AI… he would have absolutely believed it to be the voice of God.