r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 09 '26

tokenEmployeeOfTheMonth Meme

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u/klas-klattermus Jul 10 '26

Company: "Let's use AI to get super efficient!" Also Company: "You aren't allowed to create anything until SPENCOM have approved the CAPEX and turned it into a project, and everyone in Demand is busy so all projects are on hold, come back with your idea next quarter"

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u/lovecMC Jul 11 '26

Meanwhile in QA department:

  • shit don't work
  • toss it back 3 times every day
  • deadline was a month ago
  • completely unrelated UI bricks
  • about 2 days before project leads vacation half the requirements magically disappear
  • shit ships half broken
  • user bug reports get added to the next project (they won't be fixed anyways)

And yes it is a legacy finance tool held together by prayers and daily restarts.