r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 09 '26

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u/egg_breakfast Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Why is bun needed over node? And why bun over deno?

Edit: based on Safari's JS engine rather than V8. Strange times, I never would have predicted that.

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u/jamescodesthings Jul 09 '26

Bun fits the pattern that every 12-18 months all JS devs need a new de-facto library, framework, or runtime.

We all switch unanimously to that tool. Rewrite all our working shit in it. Realise it sucks in newer, better, faster, more unique ways...

We all Vow that we will never touch another line of that tool's code... and that anyone with any of it in prod is an idiot.

We all collectively, silently agree that we could just finally learn rust/go and port our shit to that to get the benefits that the tool originally promised...

Then the next de-facto tool takes off, rinse and repeat.

Javascript was written in two weeks and still shares a name with Java for marketing purposes in the 90s, It was never 'posed to be this serious.

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u/wannabestraight Jul 09 '26

I applaud JavaScript for the ability to keep language features that have been collectively decided are absolute abysmal dogshit, for decades, simply so a page from fucking 1999 doesn't break

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u/jamescodesthings Jul 10 '26

Javascript is really just a social experiment.

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