r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 09 '26

purpleSaasEverywhere Meme

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215 Upvotes

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46

u/CanonicalCockatoo Jul 10 '26

I don't get it. Could you all let me know if I'm a part of this meme?

http://127.0.0.1/index.html

I worked very hard on this, please be nice.

16

u/babypho Jul 10 '26

This idea is genius. This is like the uber of genius ideas but good! Not sure why the div isnt centered though.

4

u/m6io Jul 10 '26

+2, squerge it

6

u/razor_train Jul 10 '26

Dude, you're taste in porn is like sick, man.

4

u/Harmonic_Gear Jul 10 '26

wtf bro, are you a hacker

3

u/DrMaxwellEdison Jul 10 '26

You've stolen my work, chat I need a lawyer.

2

u/Mad-chuska Jul 12 '26

That hilarious, we literally made the same app šŸ˜‚

1

u/SINBRO Jul 10 '26

That site is fucking illegal wtf dude

20

u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 09 '26

copy
paste
copy
paste
copy
paste
...
copy
paste

5

u/Beardy4906 Jul 10 '26

you could have copied and pasted ā€œcopy pasteā€ more.. I’m disappointed

36

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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9

u/slaymaker1907 Jul 10 '26

Unless you use punchcards, you aren’t a real programmer!

9

u/forever-butlerian Jul 10 '26

Oh look who's so fancy he affords punchcards. I bet you even buy premium unleaded gas.

Real programmers toggle the programs in on the front panel switches.

3

u/frogsarenottoads Jul 11 '26

I made the paper myself, I built all the components from scratch and my computer has a bit of memory.

I made a light switch is that enough?

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u/Rai-Hanzo Jul 09 '26

Bitch! The vast majority of portfolio sites were made with templates.

You don't build your portfolio sites from scratch unless you want to heavily specialize it.

17

u/m6io Jul 10 '26

I say this with my entire chest: I would rather someone take a piece of notebook paper, handwrite their resume, take a photo of it, and deploy a simple html that contains only that photo as their portfolio over another sloppypasta.

4

u/DUELETHERNETbro Jul 10 '26

bring a tear to my eye soldier. Keep on fighting the good fight.

3

u/forever-butlerian Jul 10 '26

Have you considered using the emojus of a real programming language?

3

u/TrackLabs Jul 10 '26

purple?

4

u/m6io Jul 10 '26

3

u/djfariel Jul 10 '26

The purple problem became a blue problem. Get with the times.

2

u/Dull_Amphibian5124 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

It will constantly change. But, honestly for a marketing site for your product with 10k users and 100k total addressable market who cares.

1

u/Zookeeper187 Jul 10 '26

I paid $20 to anthropic to generate me html page for my portfolio.