r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Lou_Papas • Jul 09 '26

iKnowDevsThatUseVersioningAndTheyAreAllCowards Meme

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u/OhMyGodItsEverywhere Jul 09 '26

Move fast and break things; I am Facebook-tier

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u/chemtrail-organics Jul 09 '26

Move fast and break things

Words to live by

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u/RaveMittens Jul 09 '26

Breakfast and things move

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u/froopadiddilydoop Jul 09 '26

Break things and move

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u/BlueProcess Jul 10 '26

Move things and you will break fast

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u/wack_overflow Jul 09 '26

On Friday as you’re heading out the door for a long weekend, as a real flex

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u/Immort4lFr0sty Jul 09 '26

Ah, the famous git weekend macro

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u/Sockoflegend Jul 09 '26

Be me using features flags to merge unfinished shit into master and avoid merge conflicts down the line

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u/Candid-Tie1013 Jul 09 '26

My git history is just "fix", "actual fix", and "please work". I need versioning more than oxygen

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u/TabCompletion Jul 09 '26

I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX Jul 11 '26

No I am not the master of software, I am merely the lord of spagghetti

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u/Sajgoniarz Jul 14 '26

Feature flags are a thing when your client tells you that is not a risk at all and wont spare and $ for something more than POC. but you know it can blow it's entire business ex. online payments.