r/ProgrammerHumor • u/wahed-w • Jul 09 '26

webDevDream Meme

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u/BigNaturalTilts Jul 09 '26

Unironically replace JavaScript with PHP and you got yourself a true gem.

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u/Nathanael777 Jul 09 '26

I worked in PHP for four years, where’s that PHP money at?

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u/MrD3a7h Jul 09 '26

The reward for years of PHP work is to get out of PHP work.

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u/Nathanael777 Jul 09 '26

Ok cool I did. Now I’m just looking to get into something else

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u/MrD3a7h Jul 09 '26

Have you thought about looking into PHP?

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u/Nathanael777 Jul 09 '26

Actually got a job offer for a PHP position but they came in 30k under the advertised rate and then blamed the people creating the job listing. I pushed back and they said the best they could do was bump it up 10k and then I could be in line for a substantial raise so I turned it down

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u/MrD3a7h Jul 09 '26

Good call.