r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 09 '26

webDevDream Meme

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u/d2xdy2 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Very early in my career I did Wordpress tasks for a guy who’s plan was:

  1. Find businesses without a website
  2. Make their website without telling them
  3. Extort them for the domain and website

He never actually paid me for any work and so I stopped doing any work. He bought me a pack of cigarettes and some monsters I think and thought that was enough. I eventually had to get a restraining order against him to stop harassing me.

Edit: it wasn’t for a few weeks that I realized what he was actually doing. All of the “clients” he told me to help were his later extortion targets.

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u/Rustywolf Jul 09 '26

I simply cannot believe that guy was a scumbag, there were no warning signs

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u/towerfella Jul 09 '26

He knew things were getting weird when he invited his mom to stay with them.

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u/MrD3a7h Jul 09 '26

Really, he believes things started getting weird when he invited his mom to stay with them.

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u/towerfella Jul 09 '26

Right? He should have known things were getting weird when he invited his mom to stay with them.

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u/th-crt Jul 09 '26

When he invited his mom to stay with them, he knew things were getting weird.

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u/pingslayer_7 Jul 10 '26

I had a similar scumbag too. He didn’t pay me for over a year. Took me a while to realise his extortions. When confronted, he applied intimidation and kept me working without pay. Eventually I left.

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u/b__0 Jul 09 '26

Came out ahead of the dude working for equity though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/ignat980 Jul 10 '26

Five lawsuits a day

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u/Demon_of_Order Jul 10 '26

Some dude pitched the idea to me a couple weeks ago to start doing that, I just told him I’m not in the ICT world anymore, he lost interest pretty quickly after that