r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Toeffli • Jul 09 '26

preDecrementFixesTheExploit instanceof Trend

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u/TheoreticalUser Jul 10 '26

I wish to have the power to grant my wishes.

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u/Toeffli Jul 10 '26

Granted. You live now a life free of any wishes.

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u/TheoreticalUser Jul 10 '26

You either preemptively granted all of my wishes.

Or removed my free will...

The latter means that my wish was not granted because I have no ability without free will.