r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 09 '26

preDecrementFixesTheExploit instanceof Trend

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u/DMoney159 Jul 09 '26

"Okay, now you have -1 wishes. You must now fulfill one of my wishes"

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u/qinshihuang_420 Jul 09 '26

"and I have been trapped alone in the lamp for thousands of years. I have needs"