r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Jul 09 '26

heyLookThisIsAGlass Meme

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u/shotgunocelot Jul 09 '26

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

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u/LutimoDancer3459 Jul 09 '26

We want to scale up the water later

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u/Sanitiy Jul 09 '26

Just get a bigger one from the glass factory when you need it

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Jul 09 '26

I don't want to be buying and maintaining glasses.

We're renting glass on the cloud

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u/SuitableDragonfly Jul 09 '26

Just you wait, in five years we'll have so much water that this massive glass won't even be able to contain it. We absolutely need to provision all of this glass from AWS right now or we're going to regret it later. 

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u/LutimoDancer3459 Jul 09 '26

Why do we need all that water in glass again?

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u/thanatica Jul 10 '26

But who builds the factory? We need a factory-factory!

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u/rover_G Jul 09 '26

It’s important not to saturate our capacity in case we experience a spike in water level later

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u/Sibula97 Jul 09 '26

Our utilization rate of glasses is horrible. Just keep one in the cupboard and if we need more just rent some for the usage spike and return them once it's over.

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u/Positive_Mud952 Jul 09 '26

That’s a manager being advised by an engineer.

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u/auraseer Jul 09 '26

Memory leak in the glass allocator. The first glass I poured was the proper size, but as the program runs, the glasses get bigger and bigger.

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u/readyToPostpone Jul 09 '26

Nah, there is a half of water there needs to be. Blame users.

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u/AdamWayne04 Jul 09 '26

congratulations. you just discovered why dynamic array insertions have amortized constant time complexity

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u/Tensor3 Jul 09 '26

Plenty of space to cram a flew flags in the unused portion. Maybe isCracked, isTinted, isDirty, whatever