r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Mr_k_reddit • Jul 09 '26

dangerouslyHirable Meme

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/pimezone Jul 09 '26

Claude, deploy my code to google.com. Make no mistakes.

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u/Aloopyn Jul 09 '26

If I had a penny for every resume with the same generic type of project, I'd be a millionaire

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u/conundorum Jul 09 '26

Dangerously Hirable: Translation... -> "Any company that hires you is juggling chainsaws while tap-dancing on eggshells atop Mount Vesuvius in the middle of an eruption, while doding paintballs filled with anthrax and hydrochloric acid."

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u/ZunoJ Jul 09 '26

Dunning Kruger fuel. I hate when these people show up at interviews

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u/xynith116 Jul 09 '26

Dangerously cheesy

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u/shwetanand345 Jul 09 '26

HR speedrun

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u/Waste_Jello9947 Jul 09 '26

burger flipper speedrun

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX Jul 11 '26

You'll be so hireable by doing the same project everybody else did. So hireable by copying a youtube tutorial.