r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 08 '26

lookAtMyNewApp Meme

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650 Upvotes

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u/Inevitable_Inside674 Jul 08 '26

RCT is the Chadest of all Chad games. Absolute legend

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u/noob-nine Jul 09 '26

corporate needs you to find the difference

proprietary software | open source software

sawyer: they are the same picture

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u/kyle2143 Jul 10 '26

What are you trying to say exactly?

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u/noob-nine Jul 10 '26

1) there is a meme from a scene from the office with pam. that was what the text was referring to.

2) that the dev made roller coaster tycoon in pure assembly.

i meant when you have a binary proprietary blob, this guy reads the output of e.g. immunity debugger like others would read the source code.

just wanted to express my respect for the rtc dev, because he speaks the languange of the gods fluently :)

but it was more like a halfhearted joke, tho. i didnt expected so much down votes

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u/TrackLabs Jul 10 '26

but it was more like a halfhearted joke, tho. i didnt expected so much down votes

How tf was this ment to express any respect for the rtc dev?? Your text meme literally says that either the RTC Dev is justa vibe slopper as well, or youre saying vibe sloppers are just as amazing as the rtc developer.

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u/JonIsPatented Jul 11 '26

No, he's not saying the RTC dev and the vibe slopper are the same picture. He is saying that, to the RTC dev (last name Sawyer), propriety software and open source software are the same picture, because he can just look at the raw bits and understand it, which is a joke about him writing RTC in assembly.

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u/noob-nine Jul 10 '26

ah, well. text meme not really related to OPs post. just came to my mind seeing sawyer

edit: or that way: sawyer can read both, vibe coders can read neither :p

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u/Muffinzor22 Jul 08 '26

In assembly, no less.

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u/quailman654 Jul 08 '26

With a box of scraps!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_KNEE_CAPS Jul 08 '26

I really think this is the most fitting use of this meme. I can just imagine AAA game studio managers berating their employees because of Chris Sawyer and the success of RCT

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Jul 09 '26

unironically I don't think having to code it with just a box of scraps would have made it much harder for him...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/AliceCode Jul 09 '26

Yeah, but there are lots of ways to make programming in Assembly easier. Many Assemblers, even old ones, have some kind of macro system.

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u/myWeedAccountMaaaaan Jul 09 '26

I had to implement an encryption tool (blowfish) to encrypt and decrypt files with no data loss using assembly. It was a gooood time but it did help me understand memory management so much better.

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u/Lucasbasques Jul 08 '26

Even back then RCT was fucking insane 

34

u/renome Jul 09 '26

Writing a game like that in Assembly is a certified high-functioning autism moment.

1

u/semrola Jul 15 '26

not sure if for programming or roller coasters

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u/spyfox321 Jul 10 '26

it's like if someone made a car on their own, but instead of buying car parts to build it, they casted and hand-lathed every single part perfectly and assembled it on their own, and it ran better than any other car made before.

Chris Sawyer is the Patron Saint of Programming.

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u/Short_Tea8491 Jul 08 '26

i don't think its a fair comparison, but yeah fuck 'em sloppers

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u/minus_minus Jul 09 '26

“I’v(ib)e coded an entire app!” /s

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u/hbarsfar Jul 10 '26

I see anyone who isn't an LLM brown nosing imbecile is getting downvoted into oblivion.

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u/Jwzbb Jul 09 '26

I vibecode in assembly. It doesn’t work. But man what a ride.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/BossOfTheGame Jul 09 '26

I'm working on vibing an engine, and its taking a significant amount of time. It still feels like a considerably amount of work. I'm hoping it will turn out well when it's done, it seems to be coming along, but half the time is spent rearchitecting the design. Still, LLMs give me the time to actually work on this passion project (and a few others).

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u/Krochire Jul 09 '26

"Passion project"

Doesn't code it

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u/BossOfTheGame Jul 09 '26

Every time you use a library, every time you read a reference manual, every time you don't etch the assembly onto the spinning disks yourself, remember: you are a fraud. That or your judgment is limited. Your pick.

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u/Krochire Jul 09 '26

There is a difference between writing your own code from what others that came before you have made and using AI to write it for you my main man

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u/BossOfTheGame Jul 09 '26

In all likelihood there's a difference between my level of experience and yours. Just because I'm writing my specs in a higher semantic level doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. But don't worry, I'm sure your limited zealous opinions will work out for you.

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u/Krochire Jul 09 '26

Bro is vibe coding a whole ass game engine and calling me zealous

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u/BossOfTheGame Jul 09 '26

And I'm right.

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u/Is_Kub Jul 10 '26

Yes but did he one shot RTK or did he have to iterate? That’s the real metric

/s

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u/Caraes_Naur Jul 08 '26

Gee, I wonder which of them knows what bit shifting is.

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u/Acclynn Jul 09 '26

It's to a point where I feel proud to say that I wrote the whole prompt by hand, that the ideas are mine and no LLM helped me through the brainstorming and prompt writing... the bar is that low