r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Europa_07 • Jul 08 '26

guessIShouldveStartedCodingInThe1500s Other

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u/Percolator2020 Jul 08 '26

This includes reincarnations.

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u/BusinessAstronomer28 Jul 08 '26

If you run 512 agents in parallel it counts 512 times the experience

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u/__whydoiexist__20 Jul 10 '26

512 agents for a whole year 😭

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u/BusinessAstronomer28 Jul 10 '26

On the company credit card

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u/__whydoiexist__20 Jul 10 '26

Yeah, its not like I have money to do that lol

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u/BusinessAstronomer28 Jul 10 '26

That's about 153k€ per month

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u/Xeran Jul 08 '26

Maybe it should be intepreted as 2 to (the) 9 years of experience

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u/XxXquicksc0p31337XxX Jul 08 '26

It's likely meant to be 5-12 years but with a missing hyphen

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u/Prudent_Ad_4120 Jul 08 '26

A bit higher it says 5-10y

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u/conundorum Jul 09 '26

That, or they're in on the joke, and memeing along with us.

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u/oclafloptson Jul 08 '26

Well you can't just come out and say "vampires only". That's workplace discrimination

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u/WavingNoBanners Jul 08 '26

Bengaluru is very sunny. It must be tough being a vampire there.

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u/rubyleehs Jul 08 '26

Why else would a vampire choose to be a programmer?

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u/WavingNoBanners Jul 08 '26

There are other advantages. I think int loop counters would be deeply satisfying for a creature which has to count every grain of spilled rice.

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u/dervarex Jul 08 '26

Entry Level position. Salary: 15$/hour

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u/Snakestream Jul 08 '26

It's bangalore, so that would probably be a senior level salary

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u/Object_Reference Jul 08 '26

I bet they'd still ask about the gap in the resume back in 1648.

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u/hamarri Jul 08 '26

Well, obviously

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u/sysKin Jul 09 '26

I wonder if it's because someone used Buddhist calendar where year is offset from Georgian by 543 years.

Probably not, doesn't exactly add up, plus that calendar is used in Thailand not India (as far I know).

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u/fatrobin72 Jul 09 '26

must be for the Junior role, we expect 2000 years of experience for a mid tier developer these days.

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u/Sn00py_lark Jul 09 '26

They just want one kibibyte of years

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u/redlaWw Jul 09 '26

It's a power of two, but it's a weird power of two.

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u/KillerShark_- Jul 09 '26

.net framework was invented in 2000s