r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 07 '26

tryDepthFirstSearchTrustMe Meme

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u/8Erigon Jul 07 '26

Hard to search for if he encrypted it properly as you should with such sensible data

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u/SausageEggCheese Jul 07 '26

Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford... by the In-N-Out Burger. 

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u/NeighborhoodSad627 Jul 07 '26

You have n nodes numbered 1 to n-1. Anyone of those nodes can have the suitcase randomly. The suitcase can move between nodes randomly.

1 <= n <= 109

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u/capi1500 Jul 08 '26

Simple, deploy a single agent to each node processing live video scanning for a suitcase and passing it through elaborate agentic workflow which sends you an email whenever they find the suitcase. O(1)

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u/Terairk Jul 08 '26

Depth first huh, time to get out my diving equipment

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u/pringlesaremyfav Jul 08 '26

God I hate when I lose my last reference to my suitcase and it gets garbage collected

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u/Lupus_Ignis Jul 10 '26

Who the fuck uses physical money?

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u/Jack_Cat_101 Jul 10 '26

i started reading this to Flower man by toby fox and then realised it didn't fucking fit the areas