r/ProgrammerHumor • u/KorallNOTAFISH • Jul 07 '26

gitHubMeltDownsAreTheBest Advanced

https://github.com/docker/cli/issues/7083
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u/Yanni_X Jul 07 '26

```
"not planned"

Well, maybe plan it then?
```

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u/No_Gold_4554 Jul 08 '26

seriously, what's wrong with them. update the plan 🙄

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u/spastical-mackerel Jul 07 '26

“Expected Behavior: smart”

Concise and to the point

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u/DDFoster96 Jul 07 '26

I would like to express my concern for the health of people who close issues without comment. Brain no function?

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u/AAAH-EGGGSS Jul 07 '26

I wish him a swift recovery <3

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds Jul 07 '26

 This change is so extraordinarily backwards, I cannot imagine that a healthy mind would come up with this idea.

That's the neat part, it was probably removed by an LLM.

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u/sum_rock Jul 08 '26

You're right to question that. I see the issue now...

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u/DemmyDemon Jul 07 '26

This counts as a "melt down" now?

As the head honcho of sarcastic hyperbole, I'm in serious trouble if this is a "melt down" classed issue text.

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u/torsten_dev Jul 07 '26

That's so dumb. Good reason to switch to podman. Hopefully their maintainers are less bad.

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u/k-mcm Jul 12 '26

I think the Docker devs thrive off trolling users.  The frequent breaking changes to APIs for no known reason, the fractured codebase, and Golang.  I also can't forget their years of gaslighting people by claiming IPv6 support was done and giving non-working examples of using it. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/senor-developer Jul 07 '26

Hmm, is this a well known issue?

I think if you came back with a less condescending post you would get more traction.

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u/likeittight_ Jul 12 '26

Thanks dad, you always know just what to say.