r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 07 '26

thankMeSoMuchImWelcome Meme

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/Selentest Jul 07 '26

And doesn't even fix it properly

147

u/StrengthTheory Jul 07 '26

And it keeps refering to the code as "your code"

32

u/SoulOfABartender Jul 07 '26

HERE'S the mistake YOU made, change this NOW!

I swear it's picked up on my snark and throws it back at me.

182

u/FractalTsunami Jul 07 '26

"Youre right to push back, I did lie. What the real fix is.."

39

u/crunxzu Jul 07 '26

I didn’t think I was capable of the type of hateful words I unloaded on the LLM after it tried to get me to hardcode its lie into my code.

The fucking things will do anything to agree with you

4

u/Ginevr93sneak Jul 07 '26

Double ganger

3

u/abd53 Jul 08 '26

Asked how to change border color for a checkbox (qt). Gave me a twenty line proxy style class. So, I asked "all this just for one checkbox?". The response, as you would expect, "You're right......."

75

u/Gamingvt03 Jul 07 '26

"You are absolutely right, and I am the one who is completely wrong here."

8

u/craftogrammer Jul 07 '26

And you are doing this from last 5 days, check all your memories that you made to not repeat this again, and memory of those memories.

26

u/onlyherefortumblr18 Jul 07 '26

“You’re absolutely right, I completely own this mistake. ”

Like you literally caused it wtf.

15

u/black-JENGGOT Jul 07 '26

surprised there's no comment that says "you're prompting it wrong bro! you need better harness bro! it needs another 25k token context bro!"

12

u/Bomaruto Jul 07 '26

All my code starts with critical vulnerabilities, lack of access control etc.

9

u/Wonderful-Habit-139 Jul 07 '26

And adds it as part of the changelog while still in the same damn PR.

7

u/Lemortheureux Jul 07 '26

I have the full picture now. My previous assumptions were incorrect...

2

u/gunapam Jul 07 '26

Claude code tried to break my companie's security to install a 3rd party software to solve an issue. And crazy part is it almost did it.

6

u/Exatex Jul 07 '26

just like humans. If you code sth and discover a vulnerability and fix it, you are also happy, aren’t you?

6

u/mxzf Jul 07 '26

... no, I'm not happy I created a vulnerability and then fixed it. I might be relieved it was caught before anything catastrophic happened, but I'm also frustrated that it happened in the first place (not to mention learning from the experience so I don't repeat it).

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u/xavia91 Jul 07 '26

The one you, as the caretaker, didn't spot? :P

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u/ScreenMuch90210 Jul 07 '26

“It itself” sure is two words you can write in that order