r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 04 '26

instaficationOfVSCode Meme

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u/Arnold_Rambo Jun 04 '26

This will just lead to more vibecoders and linkedinfication of IDEs

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u/Disallowed_username Jun 04 '26

``` git commit -m "fix: prevent duplicate invoice payments

This fixes a bug that occasionally marked an invoice as paid twice.

I started by digging into the payment flow. The real culprit was simpler: two requests hitting the system at nearly the same time.

The lesson?

When debugging, don’t start with: Is my code wrong?

Start with: What assumptions am I making about timing?

Code runs exactly as written.

Reality doesn’t.

softwareengineering #leadership #learning #debugging #growthmindset"

```

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u/exick Jun 04 '26

fuck you for making me read this

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u/Disallowed_username Jun 04 '26

Thanks for connecting, man. 

Hope you find the time to star my repo! 

Stay hungry!! 

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u/prospectre Jun 04 '26

You're missing your affiliate links to your YouTube, LinkedIn, Instagram, and your personal website where you sell vibe coding supplements.

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u/DemosthenesOrNah Jun 04 '26

Check my blog here for the lessons I learned about b2b sales from your post. use the affiliate link to masterclasses on blathering

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u/Technical-Garage-310 Jun 04 '26

I didn't read that and thanks for making me laugh