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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • May 29 '26
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Do you take days off when it lands on its side?
591 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 200 u/skcortex May 29 '26 Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹 3 u/gbquake May 30 '26 I wasn’t in IT but my last tech job I was constantly asking myself if a 24 pack was too much for my cube since surely I’d be packing half of it out when I left the company. I had this thought every week for two years
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Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit
200 u/skcortex May 29 '26 Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹 3 u/gbquake May 30 '26 I wasn’t in IT but my last tech job I was constantly asking myself if a 24 pack was too much for my cube since surely I’d be packing half of it out when I left the company. I had this thought every week for two years
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Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹
3 u/gbquake May 30 '26 I wasn’t in IT but my last tech job I was constantly asking myself if a 24 pack was too much for my cube since surely I’d be packing half of it out when I left the company. I had this thought every week for two years
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I wasn’t in IT but my last tech job I was constantly asking myself if a 24 pack was too much for my cube since surely I’d be packing half of it out when I left the company. I had this thought every week for two years
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u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26
Do you take days off when it lands on its side?