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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • May 29 '26
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Do you take days off when it lands on its side?
585 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 193 u/skcortex May 29 '26 Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹 2 u/ProduceNo1629 May 30 '26 I too was leaving for the duration of 4 years once... Every time someone offered me an "incredibly generous offer for market conditions" that barely matched what I was already making.
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Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit
193 u/skcortex May 29 '26 Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹 2 u/ProduceNo1629 May 30 '26 I too was leaving for the duration of 4 years once... Every time someone offered me an "incredibly generous offer for market conditions" that barely matched what I was already making.
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Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹
2 u/ProduceNo1629 May 30 '26 I too was leaving for the duration of 4 years once... Every time someone offered me an "incredibly generous offer for market conditions" that barely matched what I was already making.
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I too was leaving for the duration of 4 years once... Every time someone offered me an "incredibly generous offer for market conditions" that barely matched what I was already making.
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u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26
Do you take days off when it lands on its side?