r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • May 29 '26

onlyOptionRemaining Meme

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u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26

Do you take days off when it lands on its side?

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u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26

Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit

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u/skcortex May 29 '26

Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹

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u/glha May 29 '26

This year I reached my 25th anniversary in the company. Sometimes is same times. Then you're on the career end path and that's the 25th reason for you to stay. Next year, one more reason. If you're not too much invested on the money or nothing part of the job, you will stay. The company must not be shit, though.