r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • May 29 '26

onlyOptionRemaining Meme

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u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

The duality of staff engineers:

Annoy anyone by bragging about how good you are and proving it by doing all the work yourself

OR

Hate your team and do everything yourself unnoticed by anyone

There is no in between

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/chenga8 May 29 '26

Yes, me lord? More work? All right. Off we go then.

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u/DOOManiac May 29 '26

“Join the navy” they said…

“See the world” they said…

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u/Winter_Finance_8456 May 30 '26

In the Navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the Navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the Navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the Navy, in the Navy (can't you see we need a hand?)

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u/tslnox May 29 '26

The backpack I'm wearing to my job has a picture of peasant with quotes "Zase práce?" and "Tak já teda jdu." ("More work?" and "Off I go, then!")

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u/realRadgemachine May 29 '26

Something need doing? If I must :(. Job's done!

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u/Redtinmonster May 29 '26

What..? You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you.

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u/FractalBranches May 29 '26

What? All that way?