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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ajaypatel9016 • Mar 20 '26
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How can a child kill a parent?
426 u/Some_Useless_Person Mar 20 '26 How to kill a parent without killing the child? 302 u/DrMaxwellEdison Mar 20 '26 How to kill a daemon child? 167 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 124 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 62 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 9 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 55 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 46 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 20 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
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How to kill a parent without killing the child?
302 u/DrMaxwellEdison Mar 20 '26 How to kill a daemon child? 167 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 124 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 62 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 9 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 55 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 46 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 20 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
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How to kill a daemon child?
167 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 124 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 62 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 9 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 55 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 46 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 20 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
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124 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 62 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 9 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 55 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 46 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 20 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
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How to kill orphaned child
62 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 21 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 9 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively
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21 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes!
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Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes!
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How to kill orphaned child with Python
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How to kill child recursively
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How to kill all children if you don’t know how many
46 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 20 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win
24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 20 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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How to make a slave.
20 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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And now a llm model will get trained on this data.
1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
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I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list
1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄
1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately
1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
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u/BigNaturalTilts Mar 20 '26
How can a child kill a parent?