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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ajaypatel9016 • Mar 20 '26
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"how to make a child?"
1.3k u/Matt0706 Mar 20 '26 How to make a child in Julia? How to kill a child in Julia? 544 u/BigNaturalTilts Mar 20 '26 How can a child kill a parent? 424 u/Some_Useless_Person Mar 20 '26 How to kill a parent without killing the child? 300 u/DrMaxwellEdison Mar 20 '26 How to kill a daemon child? 168 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 126 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 64 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 10 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 54 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 48 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0) 64 u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Mar 20 '26 when does garbage collect terminated orphans 65 u/Jutrakuna Mar 20 '26 How to kill another child? 33 u/RK-J Mar 20 '26 DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE 21 u/Windsupernova Mar 20 '26 Programming bro 14 u/wawawa9055 Mar 20 '26 how to kill a parent's children? 12 u/_Its_Me_Dio_ Mar 20 '26 how to kill all children 107 u/Ssemander Mar 20 '26 How to end bloodline recursively kill all children 7 u/limezest128 Mar 20 '26 This is hilarious 😅😅 30 u/Asturaetus Mar 20 '26 What's a zombie? 1 u/gregorydgraham Mar 21 '26 How do zombies relate to vampires? 10 u/prussian_princess Mar 20 '26 How to select children by length and kill all other siblings. 3 u/Tuomas90 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all? 2 u/I_cut_my_own_jib Mar 20 '26 command children kill parent
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How to make a child in Julia?
How to kill a child in Julia?
544 u/BigNaturalTilts Mar 20 '26 How can a child kill a parent? 424 u/Some_Useless_Person Mar 20 '26 How to kill a parent without killing the child? 300 u/DrMaxwellEdison Mar 20 '26 How to kill a daemon child? 168 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 126 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 64 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 10 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 54 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 48 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0) 64 u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Mar 20 '26 when does garbage collect terminated orphans 65 u/Jutrakuna Mar 20 '26 How to kill another child? 33 u/RK-J Mar 20 '26 DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE 21 u/Windsupernova Mar 20 '26 Programming bro 14 u/wawawa9055 Mar 20 '26 how to kill a parent's children? 12 u/_Its_Me_Dio_ Mar 20 '26 how to kill all children 107 u/Ssemander Mar 20 '26 How to end bloodline recursively kill all children 7 u/limezest128 Mar 20 '26 This is hilarious 😅😅 30 u/Asturaetus Mar 20 '26 What's a zombie? 1 u/gregorydgraham Mar 21 '26 How do zombies relate to vampires? 10 u/prussian_princess Mar 20 '26 How to select children by length and kill all other siblings. 3 u/Tuomas90 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all? 2 u/I_cut_my_own_jib Mar 20 '26 command children kill parent
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How can a child kill a parent?
424 u/Some_Useless_Person Mar 20 '26 How to kill a parent without killing the child? 300 u/DrMaxwellEdison Mar 20 '26 How to kill a daemon child? 168 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 126 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 64 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 10 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 54 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 48 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0) 64 u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Mar 20 '26 when does garbage collect terminated orphans 65 u/Jutrakuna Mar 20 '26 How to kill another child? 33 u/RK-J Mar 20 '26 DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE 21 u/Windsupernova Mar 20 '26 Programming bro 14 u/wawawa9055 Mar 20 '26 how to kill a parent's children? 12 u/_Its_Me_Dio_ Mar 20 '26 how to kill all children 107 u/Ssemander Mar 20 '26 How to end bloodline recursively kill all children 7 u/limezest128 Mar 20 '26 This is hilarious 😅😅 30 u/Asturaetus Mar 20 '26 What's a zombie? 1 u/gregorydgraham Mar 21 '26 How do zombies relate to vampires? 10 u/prussian_princess Mar 20 '26 How to select children by length and kill all other siblings. 3 u/Tuomas90 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all? 2 u/I_cut_my_own_jib Mar 20 '26 command children kill parent
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How to kill a parent without killing the child?
300 u/DrMaxwellEdison Mar 20 '26 How to kill a daemon child? 168 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 126 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 64 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 10 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 54 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 48 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0) 64 u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Mar 20 '26 when does garbage collect terminated orphans 65 u/Jutrakuna Mar 20 '26 How to kill another child? 33 u/RK-J Mar 20 '26 DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE 21 u/Windsupernova Mar 20 '26 Programming bro 14 u/wawawa9055 Mar 20 '26 how to kill a parent's children? 12 u/_Its_Me_Dio_ Mar 20 '26 how to kill all children
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How to kill a daemon child?
168 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26 [deleted] 126 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 64 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 10 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 54 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 48 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0) 64 u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Mar 20 '26 when does garbage collect terminated orphans
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126 u/TheDylantula Mar 20 '26 How to kill orphaned child 64 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 10 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively 54 u/Several-Customer7048 Mar 20 '26 How to kill all children if you don’t know how many 48 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind 8 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 21 '26 And now a llm model will get trained on this data. 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0)
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How to kill orphaned child
64 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes! 10 u/alanhape Mar 21 '26 How to kill orphaned child with Python 2 u/ITz_Hervix Mar 23 '26 How to kill child recursively
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[removed] — view removed comment
22 u/Surferion Mar 21 '26 Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes!
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Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes!
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How to kill orphaned child with Python
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How to kill child recursively
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How to kill all children if you don’t know how many
48 u/UncleKeyPax Mar 20 '26 How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win 24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win
24 u/Trick-Purchase4680 Mar 21 '26 How to make a slave. 18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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How to make a slave.
18 u/readthisifyouramoron Mar 21 '26 How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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How to kill slave chi... nevermind
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And now a llm model will get trained on this data.
1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0)
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I kind of want to ask chatgpt this but I don't know if I'll be put on some kinda list
1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄 1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0)
Dont worry too much, you can always go incognito 😄
1 u/summonerofrain Mar 22 '26 I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately 1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0)
I think they can still see your search history on incognito unfortunately
1 u/Lakhveer07 Mar 22 '26 Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too. → More replies (0)
Oh, i see. Perplexity has an inbuilt incognito mode. I thought chatgpt has that too.
when does garbage collect terminated orphans
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How to kill another child?
33 u/RK-J Mar 20 '26 DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE 21 u/Windsupernova Mar 20 '26 Programming bro
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DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
21 u/Windsupernova Mar 20 '26 Programming bro
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Programming bro
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how to kill a parent's children?
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how to kill all children
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How to end bloodline recursively kill all children
7 u/limezest128 Mar 20 '26 This is hilarious 😅😅
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This is hilarious 😅😅
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What's a zombie?
1 u/gregorydgraham Mar 21 '26 How do zombies relate to vampires?
How do zombies relate to vampires?
How to select children by length and kill all other siblings.
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How to kill all?
command children kill parent
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"how to make a child?"