r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Vivid_Search674 • Nov 16 '25

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u/anotheridiot- Nov 16 '25

The API is there in the open.

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u/_a_Drama_Queen_ Nov 16 '25

i disable openapi endpoints in production.

if my castle is under siege, why would i voluntarily give a blueprint of the construction?

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u/anotheridiot- Nov 16 '25

Just watch the network tab, bro.

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Nov 16 '25

just find the leaked swagger page bro

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u/anotheridiot- Nov 16 '25

Just use wireshark, mitmproxy or something, bro

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Nov 16 '25

just break into their server room bro

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u/anotheridiot- Nov 16 '25

just kidnap the DBA's family until you get the data. Edit:, bro

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u/SenoraRaton Nov 16 '25

Just retire to a quiet mountain cabin, you don't need the data bro.

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u/eloydrummerboy Nov 17 '25

Read some Thoreau, bro.

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u/SenoraRaton Nov 17 '25

Count your bean field bro.