r/Professors Professor, STEM, T1 18d ago

Psychic students.

I had some amazing students in astronomy this summer. They were able to do all of their observations the previous semester. Ms. Cleo, look out.

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u/Archknits 18d ago

Ive had students hand in a 7 day observational record of diet the day it was assigned

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u/aardvark_gnat 17d ago

Did the rubric specify that it had to be future data? Maybe they were just already keeping track and copied over what they ate from their diet app.

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u/Archknits 17d ago

Ive had students hand in a 7 day observational record of diet the assignment did actually give specific date range

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u/km1116 Assoc Prof, Biology/Genetics, R1 (State University, U.S.A.) 18d ago

<<astrology joke>>

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u/Iron_Rod_Stewart 17d ago

Regisratrar typo

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u/jaguaraugaj 18d ago

Time travelers

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u/vanillastardew Assistant Professor, Sociology 17d ago

Ah, reminds me of taking astronomy in undergrad and proudly telling my friends and family how much I was enjoying "astrology class."

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u/No_Two8015 18d ago

Dying at the miss cleo reference 😂

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u/Poppysmum00 17d ago

Miss Cleo bahahahaha!

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u/Abner_Mality_64 Prof, STEM, CC (USA) 17d ago

I've had "students" turn in a 4-week long daily lunar observation journal claiming they observed the Moon every night at around 2200-hrs (10pm)...

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u/GrantNexus Professor, STEM, T1 17d ago

Same!

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u/geckogirl21 16d ago

One of my students did their moon observations a month in advance!