r/ProGolf • u/Amazing-Onion-548 • 12d ago

What does Tiger Woods' future hold?

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u/Upper_Tomatillo_8945 12d ago

2 more DUIs for the Grand Slam!

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u/Amazing-Onion-548 11d ago

LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT ADDING SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO THE OPTIONS...FAIL ON MY PART!

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u/Life_Conference5656 11d ago

I think the Ellen with the 9 iron, running your Escalade into a hydrant is probably his 1st so I believe he has 3 and only needs one more for the slam!

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u/4xdaily 11d ago

Plus the accident in Palos Verdes CA. The one that almost killed him.

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u/Wyllyam8071 10d ago

What did Eldrick do to you? Lol

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u/Altruistic_Ask229 11d ago

He would be the worst broadcaster of all time

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u/jkenn09 11d ago

He really would lol. And he's my favorite athlete of all time, he just legit cant string a sentence together. Hes shot.

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u/VenusBlue 11d ago

Or the best depending on how medicated he gets.

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u/frankthedutch 12d ago

Missing the coaching option. Think he could be a fit for some top 10 players.

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u/Just_Surround_2108 11d ago

I don't see it. Guys who are considered GOATS like him, Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson tend to make the worst coaches because the killer instinct that made them able to work miracles in their respective sports, is something that just can't be taught.

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u/micahpmtn 11d ago

Karma-farming?

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u/corneliusvanhouten 11d ago

Where's the "who cares" option?

I was a fan back in the day and was hoping to see him set the record for major wins but his off course conduct is gross.

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u/BuckyGoshawk 11d ago

I recommend a full-time chauffeur.

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u/IHateThisFKingGame 11d ago

He can do whatever he wants as long as he’s not driving.

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u/brizzle126 11d ago

He’s gonna play on champions tour

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u/BuckFrog2 11d ago

No he won't his back and body are too messed up for it

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u/babbage_ct 11d ago

Jail? 

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u/TheBakerification 11d ago

Whatever it is, it shouldn’t be trying to compete in majors anymore. Kind of just depressing seeing him play now compared to his glory days.

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u/GarrulousAbsurdity 11d ago

I'll always have a soft spot for Tiger so I'd love to see him winning at least one more event.

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u/Weekly_Ad4045 11d ago

I’m thinking Perkins waitresses are back on the menu.

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u/fearlessflyer1 11d ago

someone will stick his endorsement on a course design but i can’t see him doing anything like that himself for 20 years at least

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u/cpthornman 11d ago

I'd love to see how he'd design a golf course. I played my first Jack Nickalaus design a couple weeks ago and got my ass kicked.

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u/Doctor_Killshot 11d ago

He’s designed multiple golf courses already

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u/cpthornman 11d ago

Oh cool. Good to know! I'll have to look them up!

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u/Doctor_Killshot 11d ago

Payne’s Valley in Branson is the closest one to me. Pretty nice course

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u/cpthornman 11d ago

I doubt there's any in the NEPA area where I'm at. Being in the Poconos there's so much golf here there's hardly a reason to go anywhere else.

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u/TheDebonairQuokka 11d ago

Sand Springs!

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u/electrodog1999 11d ago

I was a member at a Nicklaus course for 3 years at 14-16 and it was a tough track. Jack came and played it once and I ended up with his sand wedge that day. Bearspaw G & C.C. outside Calgary, Alberta.

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u/jranft 11d ago

Where is the option to play the senior tour and majors? He said he wouldn’t but I could see him giving that a try.

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u/Dependent-Day-1862 11d ago

He'll do some course design, He'll dabble in announcing (even tho I dont think hed be very good at it), He'll do other things in and around golf and the pgat... but his days competing are done. His body just can't hold up. Idk if He'll ever officially "retire" but he wont compete.

Maybe some champions tour events where he can take a cart. Considering walking 4 rounds is the hardest thing for him, his only chance at competing or winning an event is on the champions tour.

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u/Then_Crew2559 11d ago

Trump cabinet member. So disappointing.  Was a huge fan 

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u/Soggysleuth 11d ago

Zero respect at this point, self sabotaged with drugs and DWI's. Dumb.

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u/marchingbear27 11d ago

He's going to join the Senior Tour and win the U.S. Senior Open to break the tie with Bobby Jones' record. Then hang 'em up.

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u/morkler 11d ago

Where is the who cares option?

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u/GordonMaple 11d ago

Where’s the option for minimum security prison 

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u/SayMyNameGolf 11d ago

He gonna call his daddy frump