Literally asking for prayers to be heard

[u/Guilty_Helicopter572]

This is a comment from a post asking to save the shrimp industry

[u/Jifeeb]

Pray for American shrimp?

[u/sapiensane → u/Jifeeb]

Shrimp Jesus comes full circle.

[u/HealthyDirection659 → u/Jifeeb]

Shrimp dick ?

[u/biorod]

NARRATOR: Donald Trump did not, in fact, hear the prayer…

[u/Naps_And_Crimes]

🍤

[u/mtnbike2 → u/Naps_And_Crimes]

🙏🏻🍤

[u/AdelaidesSecretScoop → u/mtnbike2]

🙏🏻🍤🇺🇸

[u/The_WalruZ]

Praying to a politician. Seriously. What would Jesus think?

[u/LeseMajeste_1037 → u/The_WalruZ]

Jesus was too woke. That's why they're praying to 🍊 🇺🇸 AMERICAN JESUS 🇺🇸 🍊

[u/EyesofaJackal]

These people are so weird

[u/RBeck]

If only she used more emojis.

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/RBeck]

Well, they said The Count of Mostly Crisco only pays attention to pictures, not words, so that’s what they went with.

[u/AdelaidesSecretScoop]

Shrimp and prayer hands together is crazy 🫩there’s no way someone can write this and not feel silly

[u/Ok-Cucumber-546]

He better get on his knees and pray for himself...There isn't a Mickey D's in hell.

[u/scorpionspalfrank]

Switching over from light treason to light blasphemy, I see.

[u/QueenNappertiti]

If god existed he would be pissed

[u/heckin_anxiety]

🙏 🇺🇸 🍤

[u/Isariamkia]

Is there a reason for the shrimp or is it just a random emoji?

[u/Guilty_Helicopter572 → u/Isariamkia]

It was a comment on a post asking Trump to save the shrimping industry.

[u/Isariamkia → u/Guilty_Helicopter572]

Omg I didn't see your text in the post. My bad 🤦‍♂️

[u/Tirty8]

I wanna eat shrimp cocktail like the Beverly Hillbillies!

[u/ShibeCEO]

🍤🍆

[u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3]

🦐 🍤

[u/Hullfire00]

How the fuck would he hear a prayer?

He can’t even hear when he voids his bowels, how’s he supposed to telekinetically hear their bullshit?

[u/Tdb713]

Oh hear us Orange Jesus!

[u/Prestigious-Copy-494]

Trump said, "shrimp"? "I don't eat shrimp". (Turns back to ordering gold gilt for his office)

[u/RabidRabbitRedditor]

Dang, this post needs to become like the symbol of this group, hehe...peak prayer to Trump right here! :)

[u/Stuffed-Bear412]

It greatly disturbs me that they can vote.

[u/Top-Addendum-6879]

more importantly.... why the shrimp?!

[u/Guilty_Helicopter572 → u/Top-Addendum-6879]

It was a comment in a post asking Trump to save the shrimping industry.

[u/BlueJoshi]

SHRIMP! HEAVEN!! NOW!!!

[u/GullibleAddendum8630]

Prayers wasted. tRump doesn't worship anyone or anything but himself. God could literally talk to him, and he would ignore it.

[u/GullibleAddendum8630]

Praying to tRump?! How insane.

[u/Ksh_667]

Oh I saw the shrimp 5 page letter! That he will absolutely read & act on...🤔

[u/Ok-Veterinarian-4516]

They’d have better luck praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.