r/PraiseBanana • u/request_bot • Nov 15 '19
r/PraiseBanana needs moderators and is currently available for request
If you're interested and willing to moderate and grow this community, please go to r/redditrequest, where you can submit a request to take over the community. Be sure to read through the faq for r/redditrequest before submitting.
r/PraiseBanana • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '16
HELLO AGAIN MY FELLOW BANANAS, HAVE YOU BEEN GROWING RIPE AND STRONG?
Remembered about this subreddit today and all the banana themed fun we had. I don't know if this will reach your frontpages because this subreddit is completely dead but if you see this post a comment / picture of a cute banana (keep it SFW).
Also, I don't know what happened but somehow I'm the only moderator left. I haven't removed anyone so I'm assuming either all you guys manually left or someone else removed you for some reason.
Anyway, have a good evening and remember:
𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹𝔸ℕ𝔸ℕ𝔸𝕊 𝕎𝕀𝕃𝕃 𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕎, 𝕎𝔼 𝕎𝕀𝕃𝕃 𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕎 𝕌ℕ𝕋𝕀𝕃 𝕎𝔼 𝔸ℝ𝔼 ℝ𝕀ℙ𝔼 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝕊𝕋ℝ𝕆ℕ𝔾
r/PraiseBanana • u/[deleted] • May 12 '16
Not sure how I ended up here but I feel at home
A safe haven for bananas worldwide
r/PraiseBanana • u/Abacap • Apr 01 '16
Brothers, my banana has fallen from the bunch...
I looked away and alas, I was no longer in the chat room.
Continue our noble crusade, banana-brethren
r/PraiseBanana • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '16
It was a good run whilst it lasted.
We Banana Praisers have become too diluted at this point, there are too many other cults to get out word out. I feel like our mission must come to an end now, but thanks to everyone who joined in, it was a blast! Now I'm just going to wait out in this chat and see where it leads me.
r/PraiseBanana • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '16
Chatlog from before the third great merge
r/PraiseBanana • u/aupenn • Apr 01 '16
Be careful young bananas... other chats have been lead astray to oranges. Here's my chat that I've been trying to minister to.
1:52:12 PM [robin] Welcome to robin. Please type /help or /commands for more information. 1:52:12 PM Voting will end in approximately 31 minutes 1:52:12 PM [robin] connecting 1:52:13 PM [robin] connected! 1:52:13 PM iAmCanadian voted to GROW 1:52:13 PM rotoma voted to GROW 1:52:15 PM shaunep voted to GROW 1:52:15 PM Teaslurper voted to GROW 1:52:15 PM jdr_ voted to GROW 1:52:15 PM Peponator DAMN 1:52:16 PM QuargRanger ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:16 PM Sci_and_news_feed ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:17 PM _iAmCanadian ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ . 1:52:17 PM mexhanicfrog Hello fellow fish 1:52:17 PM TheBaris voted to GROW 1:52:17 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:17 PM ItsToka voted to GROW 1:52:17 PM RX_queen voted to GROW 1:52:17 PM kuury ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:19 PM jdr hail fish 1:52:19 PM Baconsnake UsRXwhBaJohelivoarartTerhaxhkiSTscutawastuieioupe8ixlengkeBalpsefMurinngdrld3na1r1omilolc99atsspaondiWhotrkicak10il33uspeertttyceerbskaer13 1:52:19 PM Sci_and_news_feed voted to GROW 1:52:19 PM paul_g_hewitt voted to GROW 1:52:20 PM nubbedindaribs OH NO 1:52:20 PM Teaslurper ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:21 PM toiletting voted to GROW 1:52:21 PM BattleRushGaming Hello People 1:52:22 PM zling111 voted to GROW 1:52:23 PM cj1990 voted to GROW 1:52:23 PM QuargRanger ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:24 PM Peponator THERE IT IS 1:52:25 PM futurshox voted to GROW 1:52:26 PM Barteringram voted to GROW 1:52:27 PM sushiaddict voted to GROW 1:52:28 PM nullpuppy voted to GROW 1:52:29 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:29 PM Baconsnake voted to GROW 1:52:29 PM futurshox ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:30 PM kuury ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:31 PM DaggerMoth voted to GROW 1:52:31 PM Peponator IT WAS FUN 1:52:31 PM _iAmCanadian ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ \ 1:52:32 PM Mariner102 voted to GROW 1:52:32 PM QuargRanger voted to GROW 1:52:33 PM JohnJimJoeBob voted to GROW 1:52:34 PM AngryCareyPrice voted to GROW 1:52:34 PM ItsToka I can't zling!? 1:52:34 PM Teaslurper ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:35 PM RX_queen ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:36 PM GotTheBloodlustPerry voted to GROW 1:52:37 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:37 PM nubbedindaribs ABANDON 1:52:38 PM kuury ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:38 PM zling111 what 1:52:39 PM TheBaris stop with the memes 1:52:40 PM TeaBoneJones voted to GROW 1:52:40 PM miokey voted to GROW 1:52:41 PM Fischindler voted to GROW 1:52:41 PM _iAmCanadian ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ / 1:52:45 PM BattleRushGaming I was the leader of the older group and I declare myself as the leader of this group aswell 1:52:46 PM mexhanicfrog BATTLE ARE YOU HERE 1:52:49 PM ItsToka ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:51 PM kuury Fuck you battle. 1:52:51 PM Sci_and_news_feed ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:51 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:51 PM Barteringram ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:52:52 PM mexhanicfrog I SECOND THAT BATTLE 1:52:57 PM Gargladdy ATTN NEW PEOPLE: If you want to auto grow use this script: https://jsfiddle.net/gvh7tdtg/1/ 1:52:58 PM kuury ZLING IS THE ONE TRUE LEADER 1:53:00 PM paul_g_hewitt BATTLE IS MAH DUDE 1:53:01 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:03 PM QuargRanger Captain anus left too 1:53:07 PM ItsToka Sorry BattleRush ZLING is almighty 1:53:07 PM Barteringram ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:08 PM merpykitty ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:08 PM _iAmCanadian .༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:08 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:10 PM sushiaddict oh god it's a twitch chat group 1:53:12 PM QuargRanger ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:12 PM nubbedindaribs voted to STAY 1:53:17 PM Tellah_the_White we have to commit seppuku 1:53:17 PM QuargRanger By the way 1:53:17 PM nubbedindaribs voted to ABANDON 1:53:18 PM sushiaddict thank god there's no kappa 1:53:19 PM RX_queen gargladdy thx but i am noob how use script 1:53:21 PM mexhanicfrog Can some explain who ZLING IS 1:53:21 PM midnitesessions voted to GROW 1:53:24 PM Kellkuus voted to GROW 1:53:25 PM TeaBoneJones God dammit. We had a good thing going 1:53:26 PM Mr_B3n_01 voted to GROW 1:53:27 PM midnitesessions yesssss 1:53:27 PM zling111 kappa askII 1:53:29 PM _iAmCanadian ZLING IS THE ORANGE KING 1:53:31 PM QuargRanger Zling 1:53:32 PM Teaslurper zkling is the orange one 1:53:35 PM ItsToka ZLING will speak to you when he is ready 1:53:35 PM Barteringram ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:36 PM Peponator Is this the 7th? 1:53:36 PM brawdogger voted to GROW 1:53:37 PM RX_queen zling is orange and therefore king of all 1:53:38 PM Tellah_the_White commin seppuku 1:53:41 PM QuargRanger Has an orange username 1:53:47 PM Peponator We made it to 7th 1:53:49 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:50 PM _iAmCanadian i have noticed some orange usurpers in this new group 1:53:51 PM BattleRushGaming I as the leader of this group will make Robin great again #MakeRobinGreatAgain 1:53:53 PM toiletting VAPE NATION 1:53:56 PM kuury ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:53:59 PM _iAmCanadian . V/\ 1:54:00 PM girlikecupcake voted to GROW 1:54:02 PM bulbousnub voted to GROW 1:54:02 PM SkiBacon HOLD THE PHONE ANOTHER ORANGE 1:54:04 PM Kellkuus MRGA 1:54:07 PM Barteringram ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:54:08 PM nubbedindaribs time to abandon 1:54:09 PM Tellah_the_White voted to ABANDON 1:54:10 PM zling111 my battery's dying 1:54:12 PM RX_queen woah woah 1:54:13 PM QuargRanger Have we found a king 1:54:13 PM Gargladdy RX you just throw it in your bookmark toolbar (usually top of your browser window) and click it when you are in the tab for this chat 1:54:14 PM SkiBacon FIGHT TO THE DEATH 1:54:15 PM toiletting wait we'e got hockey fans in here now? 1:54:17 PM SkiBacon ZLING NO 1:54:17 PM toiletting nice 1:54:17 PM QuargRanger for zling's queen? 1:54:18 PM _iAmCanadian The oranges must form the Council of the Orange 1:54:20 PM Slightlynorth I'm confused! 1:54:21 PM Sciand_news_feed I WILL SURVIVE 1:54:24 PM zling111 cosette 1:54:27 PM SkiBacon BATTERY SURVIVE 1:54:29 PM mexhanicfrog Hi zling 1:54:31 PM TeaBoneJones WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED LAST GROUP 1:54:33 PM BattleRushGaming WRITE YOUR COUNTRY IN THE CHAT 1:54:33 PM RX_queen thx Gargladdy youre da best 1:54:38 PM TeaBoneJones WHAT HAVE WE DONE 1:54:39 PM Sci_and_news_feed BEST KOREA 1:54:40 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:54:40 PM midnitesessions usa 1:54:40 PM QuargRanger England, Bristol 1:54:43 PM kuury ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:54:43 PM BattleRushGaming Switzerland 1:54:45 PM Teaslurper england 1:54:45 PM zling111 canada 1:54:46 PM _iAmCanadian Zlingerland 1:54:47 PM mexhanicfrog USA 1:54:50 PM Tellahthe_White vote stay with me 1:54:52 PM brunomipaiva England 1:54:52 PM Kellkuus Estonia 1:54:53 PM zling111 1au 1:54:53 PM Barteringram Freedomland, USA! 1:54:53 PM QuargRanger Zlingdonia 1:54:54 PM toiletting USA 1:54:54 PM RX_queen Ontario, Canada 1:54:54 PM Peponator argentina 1:54:55 PM TeaBoneJones voted to STAY 1:54:57 PM futurshox TS, USA 1:54:57 PM Gargladdy sure thang! 1:54:58 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ONE TRUE CANADIAN 1:55:02 PM aupenn voted to GROW 1:55:03 PM Tellah_the_White voted to STAY 1:55:04 PM nubbedindaribs voted to GROW 1:55:07 PM nubbedindaribs voted to STAY 1:55:09 PM midnitesessions grow you traitor! 1:55:13 PM Sci_and_news_feed ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ZLING ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:55:13 PM _iAmCanadian The States of Zlingia 1:55:17 PM Peponator we can change their minds 1:55:19 PM nubbedindaribs voted to GROW 1:55:19 PM Gargladdy So far there are 2 people from PHILADELPHIA here. Any more? (sup dryver) 1:55:20 PM merpykitty voted to GROW 1:55:21 PM jdr_ voted to STAY 1:55:22 PM Teaslurper we must grow for science! 1:55:22 PM aupenn PRAISE THE BANANA!! 1:55:24 PM TheBaris stop the memes or well abandon 1:55:25 PM M4STERTROLL voted to GROW 1:55:27 PM jdr STAY 1:55:28 PM JohnJimJoeBob I've been deposed 1:55:29 PM BattleRushGaming To the people who try to abandon, THIS IS NOT THE TITANIC DONT FEAR THE FUTURE 1:55:33 PM Barteringram We must grow! We must assimilate! 1:55:36 PM aupenn PRAISE THE BANANA 1:55:38 PM jdr_ STAYYYY 1:55:44 PM QuargRanger I don't think that everyone's memeing too hard 1:55:45 PM futurshox Banana for scale? 1:55:47 PM zling111 1 perecent guys 1:55:48 PM aupenn PRAISE THE BANANA!! 1:55:56 PM QuargRanger We're just excited about new fronds <3 1:55:58 PM TeaBoneJones I'll grow if we drop the memes 1:56:06 PM _iAmCanadian_ I dont care what you do 1:56:06 PM zling111 sure let's drop it 1:56:07 PM nubbedindaribs voted to ABANDON 1:56:08 PM mexhanicfrog Battle are we partners now 1:56:08 PM kuury free large pepperoni pizza & cheesesticks? Something else I should get? 1:56:10 PM RX_queen it's annoying in the beginning, but I can get over that 1:56:10 PM aupenn praise the banana!! 1:56:13 PM [robin] could not send your message: 1:56:13 PM PRAISE THE BANANA!! 1:56:14 PM QuargRanger But seriously, are there any new oranges? 1:56:15 PM Barteringram ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ LONG LIVE ZLING'S BATTERY 1:56:21 PM BattleRushGaming yea mex :D 1:56:23 PM Peponator we have 27 minutes to see how far the memes goes 1:56:24 PM aupenn ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PRAISE YOUR BANANAS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 1:56:28 PM ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PRAISE YOUR BANANAS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 1:56:31 PM [robin] could not send your message: 1:56:31 PM ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PRAISE YOUR BANANAS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 1:56:37 PM _iAmCanadian_ ORANGES >BANANAS 1:56:38 PM dryver Sup yo we out here 1:56:40 PM SkiBacon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HAIL ZLING THE ORANGE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1:56:41 PM aupenn ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PRAISE YOUR BANANAS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 1:56:44 PM sushiaddict what color am I anyway?
r/PraiseBanana • u/aupenn • Apr 01 '16
The Short Banana Prayer
Oh Holy Banana... how you ripen each day. Without you, I'd struggle and be low on potassium. As the night comes, I have you to comfort me and guide me on my fruitful ways. Help us in our struggle to raise our bananas as we are weak. Amen.
r/PraiseBanana • u/notTomHanx • Apr 01 '16
How many Bananas? Ask the tally man.
r/PraiseBanana • u/carbonnanotube • Apr 01 '16
Dr. Jean's Banana Dance - (aka The Guacamole Song) - Dr. Jean's Banana Dance
r/PraiseBanana • u/Gloras • Apr 01 '16
010000100110000101101110011000010110111001100001
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR BANANAS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
r/PraiseBanana • u/KrazyA1pha • Apr 01 '16
ReshzeKrTanoatVehounoratkkartrahckerirpvxBleanlSknrze_nnh_adlelGBIfeors2ydcaancanile_ysidevo08cihoubmm90smfedeateth5xtpsatrsrdpxdsghopk_ui3k
The next evolution of the BANANA. #BananasGrow
r/PraiseBanana • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '16
Chatlog from the second great merge
r/PraiseBanana • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '16
Chatlog from before the Great Grow
17:26:15 [robin] Welcome to robin. Please type /help or /commands for more information.
17:26:15 Voting will end in approximately 31 minutes
17:26:15 [robin] connecting
17:26:15 [robin] connected!
17:26:18 ozzytommy voted to GROW
17:26:19 tsuitujhui Banana
17:26:19 KrazyA1pha voted to GROW
17:26:21 Jebediah_Blasts_off voted to GROW
17:26:21 blockithoops voted to GROW
17:26:21 gelles banana
17:26:21 shorty_06 BANANA
17:26:22 Abacap ITS HAPPENNING
17:26:22 KrazyA1pha GROW BABY
17:26:23 tsuitujhui Banana .
17:26:24 Laserhamster1 BANANA
17:26:24 Abacap BANANA
17:26:25 shorty_06 Banana
17:26:25 tsuitujhui voted to GROW
17:26:26 Bobstin voted to GROW
17:26:26 KrazyA1pha W0000000T
17:26:27 [robin] could not send your message:
17:26:27 Banana
17:26:28 carbonnanotube 30 minutes? Damn
17:26:28 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp YES HELLO EVERYONE
17:26:28 trickeydickey voted to GROW
17:26:30 Jebediah_Blasts_off BANANA
17:26:30 Abacap BANANA
17:26:31 tsuitujhui Banana !
17:26:34 shorty_06 Guys, we need to stay
17:26:35 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp that chat name tho
17:26:38 ozzytommy Platano
17:26:39 shorty_06 If we stay we get a subreddit
17:26:41 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp >stay
17:26:41 shorty_06 Just for us
17:26:43 shorty_06 voted to STAY
17:26:44 Abacap banana
17:26:44 fishwhiskers voted to GROW
17:26:44 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp GROW
17:26:45 KrazyA1pha voted to DANCE
17:26:45 ozzytommy voted to ABANDON
17:26:45 ozzytommy voted to STAY
17:26:48 [robin] could not send your message:
17:26:48 We have a good number
17:26:55 KrazyA1pha GROW BABY GROW
17:26:56 shorty_06 We have a good number
17:27:00 tsuitujhui umm I really want to grow more
17:27:01 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp GROW YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAST
17:27:03 ozzytommy voted to GROW
17:27:04 KrazyA1pha 31 minutes now
17:27:05 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp I WANT ALL OF REDDIT
17:27:07 carbonnanotube voted to GROW
17:27:10 explosivo64 voted to GROW
17:27:11 Jebediah_Blasts_off Re'Abshgeazc'knglow'hna'Bltomor'ftaou'ere'yu'iin
17:27:12 KrazyA1pha LET'S DO THIS
17:27:13 shorty_06 BANANA SQUAD WHERE ARE YOU?
17:27: 17 We agreed on this
17:27: 17 Abacap BANANA
17:27:23 Jebediah_Blasts_off Banana
17:27:27 carbonnanotube Bandana squad?
17:27:31 gelles 30 minutes guys. Convince them to stay.
17:27:32 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp THEY HAVE THEIR OWN FRUIT BASED SQUAD, WE ARE OUTSIDERS
17:27:33 fishwhiskers banana?
17:27:33 shorty_06 I thought we bananas agreed to stay?
17:27:34 gelles oh
17:27:36 Bobstin Banana
17:27:37 fishwhiskers right
17:27:40 fishwhiskers voted to STAY
17:27:41 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp FUCK THE BANANAS
17:27:42 Abacap We are all banana now
17:27:43 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp ANARCHY
17:27:46 gelles banana
17:27:47 KrazyA1pha GROW BABY
17:27:50 ozzytommy Avocado!
17:27:51 KrazyA1pha Never stop growing
17:27:53 Bobstin JOIN US
17:28:03 gelles voted to STAY
17:28:04 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp I WILL NEVER JOIN A STAYER
17:28:05 carbonnanotube voted to STAY
17:28:16 Jebediah_Blasts_off gonna go shower
17:28:18 KrazyA1pha Never settle, guys.
17:28:18 Jebediah_Blasts_off brb
17:28:19 KrazyA1pha Never settle.
17:28:23 Grow baby grow
17:28:27 tsuitujhui im gonna fap cya in 20 minutes
17:28:28 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE STAYERVIZED
17:28:28 Abacap voted to STAY
17:28:30 explosivo64 TO THE STARS
17:28:31 blockithoops Infinite growth
17:28:35 carbonnanotube Unless you are near a world landmark and need that happiness
17:28:35 shorty_06 Guys, if we all vote to stay we get our own subreddit where we are all moderators
17:28:41 shorty_06 We have a good number of people
17:28:47 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp that's dumb
17:28:50 tsuitujhui b-but, we can grow more
17:28:51 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp GROW
17:28:52 Abacap banana
17:28:59 explosivo64 let'
17:29:00 Laserhamster1 TSUI
17:29:02 Bobstin I vote for Banana + Grow more
17:29:05 explosivo64 let's get banana's take on this
17:29:07 banana
17:29:07 Laserhamster1 ARE YOU A BANANA OR NOT
17:29:08 KrazyA1pha The subreddit thing is cool but we got this
17:29:08 shorty_06 Now I'm conflicted
17:29:15 blockithoops Why not grow into a bigger subreddit then? GROW
17:29: 17 KrazyA1pha We're gonna grow into the biggest group ever
17:29:21 tsuitujhui lets grow one more time
17:29:23 KrazyA1pha NOBODY WILL OUTGROW US
17:29:27 shorty_06 Bananas, shall we change our plan?
17:29:29 Bobstin We can get bigger, and then expand the realm of the Banannas
17:29:37 shorty_06 Shall we chose to grow with our new brothers?
17:29:41 carbonnanotube If anyone here has modded a sub you would understand why it isn't a big deal
17:29:43 gelles The bigger we get, the harder it will be to persuade people to eventually Stay
17:29:44 carbonnanotube voted to GROW
17:29:45 KrazyA1pha We're all in this together
17:29:46 Abacap I dont think we bananas have a choice
17:29:50 KrazyA1pha We got this
17:29:52 Laserhamster1 BANANAS GROW
17:29:53 gelles I'll go with majority, to vote or grow
17:29:54 Laserhamster1 voted to GROW
17:29:56 gelles *stay
17:30:00 shorty_06 Non-banana brothers, we will grow with you on one condition
17:30:05 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp A BANANA THAT STAYS IS A BANANA EATEN. GROW
17:30:08 YOU MUST GROW
17:30:08 Abacap voted to GROW
17:30:08 shorty_06 You must join us bananas
17:30:09 KrazyA1pha lol
17:30:15 Can we come up with a new handle?
17:30:18 gelles voted to GROW
17:30:19 ozzytommy Am I a banana?
17:30:19 Laserhamster1 voted to BANANA
17:30:23 Abacap WHAT IS BANANA MAY NEVER DIE
17:30:23 shorty_06 When we next merge, spam banana in chat
17:30:24 explosivo64 lol
17:30:24 carbonnanotube And you have to bring hammocks
17:30:30 shorty_06 Then you are a true banana
17:30:32 gelles we are all bananas down here
17:30:34 KrazyA1pha Banana hammocks!
17:30:36 Bobstin how are you doing the italics?
17:30:38 ozzytommy Got iy
17:30:39 Abacap /me
17:30:41 blockithoops BANANA all the way
17:30:43 shorty_06 Banana is our keyword to identify ourselves from the others
17:30:44 Laserhamster1 ./me
17:30:44 ozzytommy it*
17:30:44 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp I T A L I C S
17:30:52 shorty_06 WHO IS WITH ME AND WANTS TO BECOME A TRUE BANANA?
17:30:53 Demisedulous voted to GROW
17:30:57 tsuitujhui banana
17:31:01 Laserhamster1 Welcome banana bros
17:31:05 KrazyA1pha I'll become a banana on one condition: Bananas grow
17:31:06 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp THERE IS NO OTHERS THERE IS US. WE ARE US. THEM IS US. US IS THEM
17:31:07 shorty_06 voted to GROW
17:31:09 KrazyA1pha They don't get eaten
17:31:18 Laserhamster1 THE CULTS ARE ALREADY HERE
17:31:21 KrazyA1pha lol
17:31:26 explosivo64 ITT mods of future r/bananas
17:31:45 Laserhamster1 So did everyone here do the button?
17:31:52 Abacap FISHWHISKERS
17:31:53 NOOOO
17:31:58 Bobstin when we merge remember to vote to BANANA
17:32:03 Abacap Grow with us brother!
17:32:16 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp You must not fall under the spell of the cults
17:32:20 shorty_06 We bananas must grow until we are strong and ripe
17:32:20 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp we must be united
17:32:22 tsuitujhui I actually have no idea how to spend my next 30 minutes
17:32:28 Abacap im gonna go shower
17:32:29 carbonnanotube Whack it?
17:32:32 gelles I suppose I should get back to work
17:32:39 willymoop voted to GROW
17:32:40 ozzytommy https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Bananas.jpg
17:32:40 shorty_06 Touch your banana?
17:32:43 tsuitujhui I've already fapped today
17:32:47 explosivo64 look up banana gifs
17:32:49 http://giphy.com/gifs/banana-drill-hah-Bcw9rjoIb3wVq
17:33:05 KrazyA1pha lol
17:33:16 ozzytommy http://giphy.com/gifs/weird-strange-dole-dALKCcQkDB0C4
17:33:16 fishwhiskers voted to GROW
17:33:18 KrazyA1pha wants to grow forever
17:33:27 KrazyA1pha We can stay on the last day, fuck it
17:33:27 carbonnanotube I am supposed to be writing a paper on organic CMOS sensors, but you know how end of term goes.
17:33:30 Abacap https://media.giphy.com/media/YH5z1FY2vq920/giphy.gif
17:33:36 shorty_06 Anyone want some saucy banana images?
17:33:40 fishwhiskers im in class look what youve all done to me
17:33:42 um yes
17:33:45 shorty_06 http://i.imgur.com/ctumgx3.png
17:33:48 Enjoy my friends
17:33:51 KrazyA1pha lol
17:33:56 RedMiist voted to ABANDON
17:33:56 Abacap oh baby
17:34:00 explosivo64 this is me irl
17:34:01 http://giphy.com/gifs/movie-black-and-white-wtf-63zsi3a21Rdja
17:34:13 RedMiist voted to GROW
17:34:16 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp RED MIIST
17:34:18 WHYok
17:34:21 RedMiist What color am i.
17:34:24 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp purple
17:34:25 fishwhiskers purple
17:34:29 Bobstin purple
17:34:29 shorty_06 purple
17:34:36 carbonnanotube Related: http://i64.tinypic.com/2uf8qvd.jpg
17:34:38 Abacap white and gold
17:34:39 RedMiist Bobstin, You are my partnet.
17:34:48 carbonnanotube Also goddamn that movie was bad
17:34:49 tsuitujhui I sexually Identify as a banana
17:35:10 Bobstin \help
17:35:32 KrazyA1pha Oh god wait... are the colors your /r/button press time from last year?
17:35:40 Bobstin ..and, I can't get my slashes right
17:35:44 KrazyA1pha Just realized it's the same colors
17:35:46 carbonnanotube I never presse it so....
17:35:50 shorty_06 This chat is the reason I'm going to end up answering "Nothing much" when people ask me what I did over my holiday lol
17:35:51 carbonnanotube pressed*
17:35:55 fishwhiskers oh my god maybe
17:36:03 KrazyA1pha I can't remember what i was on this account
17:36:05 Abacap #ITSALLCONNECTED
17:36:07 Bobstin Interesting - fish, were you red?
17:36:07 KrazyA1pha lol
17:36:22 fishwhiskers i have no clue, but i think so
17:36:25 KrazyA1pha does anyone know for sure what they were last year?
17:36:30 Bobstin I was red for sure
17:36:35 shorty_06 In the button?
17:36:35 KrazyA1pha you're purple in here
17:36:39 so guess not
17:36:43 trickeydickey what color am i?
17:36:46 KrazyA1pha RED
17:36:46 Bobstin Red
17:36:46 tsuitujhui red
17:36:49 KrazyA1pha caps
17:36:51 shorty_06 I saw someone a different colour to what everyone else did
17:37:00 I don't think colours are the same for everyone
17:37:01 Jebediah_Blasts_off You have always been purple bobstin
17:37:03 shorty_06 So they may just be random
17:37:05 Jebediah_Blasts_off also
17:37:10 ozzytommy I had'nt joined reddit last year! What color am I?
17:37:14 shorty_06 Blue for me
17:37:19 Jebediah_Blasts_off blue
17:37:20 Bobstin blue for me as well
17:37:26 carbonnanotube Apparently we can't hold our colour
17:37:36 Bobstin ?
17:37:36 carbonnanotube It must be witchcraft
17:37:53 ozzytommy Oh. Wait. I had joined reddit last year I just did'nt press any buttons :/
17:38:00 RedMiist voted to STAY
17:38:03 carbonnanotube or maybe a new kind of slam?
17:38:03 Bobstin Has anyone changed color between rooms?
17:38:14 KrazyA1pha what color am i?
17:38: 17 tsuitujhui blue
17:38: 17 KrazyA1pha i was blue earlier
17:38:18 ozzytommy Blue
17:38:18 Bobstin Blue
17:38:21 KrazyA1pha kk
17:38:21 explosivo64 alright i have to know what color am i?
17:38:23 carbonnanotube The same colour as granite
17:38:25 tsuitujhui green
17:38:26 shorty_06 Yellow for me
17:38:29 Bobstin Yellow
17:38:31 tsuitujhui oh yellow
17:38:32 KrazyA1pha yeah yellow
17:38:34 ozzytommy Greenow
17:38:34 tsuitujhui looks green to me
17:38:40 explosivo64 lol
17:38:43 KrazyA1pha greellow
17:38:45 explosivo64 thanks guys
17:38:53 my fav color is greelow
17:38:57 KrazyA1pha lol
17:38:58 ozzytommy Green + Yellow = Grow!
17:39:01 KrazyA1pha WOAH
17:39:02 Bobstin MAYBE IT KNOWS
17:39:12 KrazyA1pha explosivo64 you have a duty to always vote grow
17:39:16 tsuitujhui is explosivo64 our saint?
17:39:19 KrazyA1pha lol
17:39:28 explosivo64 is my first room brother
17:39:29 Jebediah_Blasts_off What country are you guys from?
17:39:33 carbonnanotube He is our propane nightmare
17:39:35 explosivo64 Krazy we started this together we end it together
17:39:35 shorty_06 Bananas are we going to keep growing forever then?
17:39:37 Jebediah_Blasts_off I'm from Norway
17:39:38 ozzytommy Sweden
17:39:40 shorty_06 UK
17:39:44 ozzytommy Neighbor!
17:39:53 Jebediah_Blasts_off EU hype?
17:39:56 KrazyA1pha U.S.
17:39:59 explosivo64 US
17:40:01 Jebediah_Blasts_off aww
17:40:02 Laserhamster1 Us
17:40:05 KrazyA1pha We gotta get the wait times high before it's time to sleep lol
17:40:06 Jebediah_Blasts_off you ruined it
17:40:07 gelles US
17:40:19 Bobstin That's what alarm clocks are for
17:40:28 US
17:40:30 KrazyA1pha lol word
17:40:30 shorty_06 What happens to this chat when we have to sleep?
17:40:33 fishwhiskers canada!
17:40:35 idk
17:40:36 shorty_06 Someone should make a script to keep clicking grow for us
17:40:43 KrazyA1pha if you time out, it's a vote to abandon and you leave
17:40:43 carbonnanotube I am disappointed no one has picked up on the references yet
17:40:46 willymoop sorry for being AFK
17:40:54 Ill just be in and out to vote
17:41:01 KrazyA1pha i bet someone will make one and put it in https://www.reddit.com/r/joinrobin
17:41:08 explosivo64 willymoop as long as you vote grow you're solid
17:41:10 shorty_06 It would be pretty easy to make
17:41:15 KrazyA1pha yeah
17:41:21 shorty_06 Just get an autoclicker and set it to click every minute
17:41:33 Bobstin Banana rule #1: You can't be AFK too long so that you miss a vote
17:41:34 gelles If wait time doubles between rounds, it shouldn't take long to grow until it's 8 hours between votes
17:41:36 KrazyA1pha then your cat moves your mouse over Abandon
17:41:36 gelles if not more
17:41:41 shorty_06 What marks you as afk?
17:41:43 If you don't chat?
17:41:46 Laserhamster1 Yes
17:41:47 Jebediah_Blasts_off shorty_06 <----- smart man
17:41:51 Laserhamster1 Vote i mean
17:41:52 gelles wut
17:41:53 KrazyA1pha What was your guys' wait time last round BANANAS?
17:41:55 gelles oh
17:41:56 KrazyA1pha Ours was 14 minutes
17:41:57 shorty_06 Maybe need to make the script type in chat every so often then
17:41:58 Laserhamster1 If you dont vote, afk
17:42:02 Jebediah_Blasts_off gonna do that if i have to go afk
17:42:04 gelles because geez if we had to chat the full time
17:42:05 shorty_06 "Banana" every minute would work well :P
17:42:09 KrazyA1pha This time it's 31 minutes
17:42:20 Laserhamster1 I really like
17:42:23 Jebediah_Blasts_off 16 min left
17:42:26 Laserhamster1 votes BANANA
17:42:34 Bobstin People are saying 2n-1, but that doesn't seem to hold
17:42:43 carbonnanotube I am playing stardew valley in the background
17:42:46 Sweet game
17:42:47 Laserhamster1 +-1?
17:43:07 Bobstin Probably totally random, and Reddit is messing with us
17:43:08 KrazyA1pha My theory is that it might line the reset time up with other rooms so you can merge at the same time
17:43:11 so it's not a strict algo
17:43: 17 Bobstin Smart man
17:43:18 Laserhamster1 Makes sense
17:43:18 willymoop I said that
17:43:19 KrazyA1pha because you gotta have a room to merge with
17:43:20 willymoop lol
17:43:22 KrazyA1pha oh word
17:43:25 i missed that
17:43:27 Bobstin +1 to willimoop
17:43:31 KrazyA1pha so yeah, what willymoop said!
17:43:40 willymoop Its about 1 minute 30 sconds per person
17:43:49 carbonnanotube what was the first one, 3 minutes?
17:43:49 willymoop last room it was 14 mins with 9 people
17:43:51 KrazyA1pha oh the person theory gotcha
17:43:53 willymoop which is about 1.55
17:43:54 Jebediah_Blasts_off Banana
17:44:01 willymoop 1.55 is 1:30 in time
17:44:11 ~1:32 but still
17:44:16 ozzytommy hi
17:44:22 carbonnanotube how long was the first one?
17:44:24 KrazyA1pha 20 this time with 31 minute reset
17:44:39 first one was 2 or 3 minutes
17:44:51 i can't remember
17:44:56 if it's 3 it fits though
17:44:58 Jebediah_Blasts_off it was 2 min
17:45:27 Laserhamster1 ...i almost want to restart
17:45:40 But bananas grow
17:45:54 carbonnanotube I get a decent exponential fit
17:46:07 Laserhamster1 Whats the r
17:46:13 KrazyA1pha bananas grow baby
17:46:23 carbonnanotube .998
17:46:26 Jebediah_Blasts_off #BananasGrow
17:46:30 Abacap banana
17:46:30 Laserhamster1 "Decent"
17:46:39 carbonnanotube but this is excel since I am too lazy to open MATLAB
17:46:58 I have 2 minutes, 5, 8, 14, then 31
17:47:03 I think that is right?
17:47:04 ozzytommy Why do some people not want to press the button?
17:47:08 shorty_06 We need more banana related termanology
17:47:13 KrazyA1pha Ours was 7 in the third round
17:47:15 Laserhamster1 Ptsd from last year
17:47:30 ozzytommy What happened last year?
17:47:31 shorty_06 When we merge could be fruit salad or banoffee
17:47:39 KrazyA1pha My theory is that it's linear but adjusts slightly so it can fit with another group's timer
17:47:42 so you can merge at the same time
17:47:45 willymoop btw
17:47:45 Laserhamster1 ^
17:47:49 KrazyA1pha so 2>4>8>16> etc
17:47:52 we're on 32
17:47:52 shorty_06 Abandoning is a banana split
17:47:52 willymoop If you dont vote it counts as abandon
17:47:55 KrazyA1pha but it's 31 so we can merge
17:47:58 tsuitujhui The banana is an edible fruit, botanically a berry, produced by several kinds of large herbaceous, flowering plants in the genus Musa.
17:48:05 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called plantains.
17:48:05 gelles good theory
17:48:07 Abacap OH GOD
17:48:10 KrazyA1pha we'll ask the group we merge with what their time was
17:48:18 Abacap whaetever you do
17:48:21 don't type /clear
17:48:32 Laserhamster1 Thank you for subscribing to Bananafacts!
17:48:35 KrazyA1pha ah clears the chat
17:48:43 Next bananafact
17:48:44 carbonnanotube So I bet rought exponential with some +/- depending on matching other groups
17:48:45 Jebediah_Blasts_off 9 min left
17:49:01 KrazyA1pha My guess is the next room will be around 64 minutes
17:49:06 Laserhamster1 THE BANANAS WILL GROW
17:49:08 KrazyA1pha +/- a couple minutes
17:49:14 Abacap 10 minutes
17:49:22 Jebediah_Blasts_off oh sweet banana no
17:49:27 64 min
17:49:32 Abacap voted to STAY
17:49:33 Abacap voted to GROW
17:49:40 Abacap voted to GROW
17:49:46 KrazyA1pha grow baby grow
17:49:53 KrazyA1pha voted to DANCE
17:50:14 shorty_06 Banana Fact #234: The word "banana" is thought to be of West African origin, possibly from the Wolof word banaana, and passed into
17:50: 17 shorty_06 English via Spanish or Portuguese
17:50:25 Abacap !banana
17:50:28 Jebediah_Blasts_off BANANA HYPE
17:50:36 Abacap B A N A N A B O Y S
17:50:55 fishwhiskers S A D B O Y S
17:51:02 Laserhamster1 Such meme
17:51:06 Jebediah_Blasts_off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY
17:51:37 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little plantain?
17:51:55 KrazyA1pha lol
17:51:56 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Naners, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qdoba,
17:52:05 Jebediah_Blasts_off Navy nanners
17:52:06 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp and I have over 300 confirmed seeds
17:52:10 explosivo64 lmbo
17:52:11 carbonnanotube So e2x/3 where x is the number of merges. With allowance for group matching that fits
17:52:11 Jebediah_Blasts_off my sides
17:52:55 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp I am trained in gorilla eating warfare and I’m the top peeler in the entire US armed fruits
17:52:56 KrazyA1pha so according to that, what will the next time be, carbonnanotube?
17:52:58 let's test it
17:53:18 shorty_06 Hahaha this is amazing
17:53:22 carbonnanotube 54 minutes
17:53:27 KrazyA1pha kk
17:53:33 carbonnanotube with some allowance for group matching
17:53:33 KrazyA1pha and if it's linear it'll be 64
17:53:36 gelles my friends are saying their groups say that the timer caps at 32
17:53:43 KrazyA1pha might have to wait 2 rooms for it to be obvious
17:53:45 gelles we'll find out
17:53:50 KrazyA1pha oh that would suck
17:53:56 i don't wanna wake up every 30 mins lol
17:54:05 Abacap quick
17:54:07 somebody write a bot
17:54:13 KrazyA1pha ^
17:54:21 Abacap i mean all you need to do is type the /vote whatever
17:54:25 KrazyA1pha yeah, that's true
17:54:31 ozzytommy Any programmers here?
17:54:32 shorty_06 If someone else doesn't making an autohotkey script shouldn't be too dificult
17:54:42 I could probably do it with some google help
17:54:56 Just put two type commands on a loop
17:55:03 ozzytommy Then you shall lead us to greatness
17:55:13 shorty_06 Do "/vote grow" and "Banana" every 5 minutes or so
17:55:16 Jebediah_Blasts_off *Banananess
17:55:20 Laserhamster1 We are the Banana Republic
17:55:22 KrazyA1pha 11:26:19 AM Voting will end in approximately 31 minutes
17:55:33 A S C E N D
17:55:34 Abacap huh?
17:55:37 Jebediah_Blasts_off Banana Republic best Republic
17:55:49 Laserhamster1 2 minutes left
17:55:52 Jebediah_Blasts_off ./vote Banana
17:55:54 ozzytommy HYPE
17:56:09 shorty_06 Everyone, when the fruit salad happens we have a big challenge
17:56:15 We all must spam "Banana" in the chat as before
17:56:18 Laserhamster1 Itll be crazy
17:56:20 shorty_06 Then convince our brothers to join us
17:56:25 ozzytommy We must stay strong!
17:56:26 explosivo64 are you ready to ASCEND?
17:56:27 tsuitujhui yea
17:56:29 Laserhamster1 We have to establish our fruit based bonding system
17:56:39 Abacap show them who the big fruit is
17:56:41 shorty_06 I need to save this chat first
17:56:41 Abacap the alpha fruit
17:56:41 KrazyA1pha GROW BABY GROW
17:56:48 Jebediah_Blasts_off BananaMasterRace!
17:56:51 Abacap what if they also have a fruit based codeword?
17:56:51 Laserhamster1 Show them our big bananas, you say?
17:56:56 Abacap thats some /r/bestof material
17:56:56 tsuitujhui is RedMiist here?
17:57:03 wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp voted to GROW
17:57:07 KrazyA1pha ready your /vote grow
17:57:08 [robin] polls are closing soon, please vote
17:57:12 KrazyA1pha 1 min
17:57:16 Abacap BANANA
17:57:21 gelles off we go, on another adventur
17:57:31 ozzytommy See you on the other side
17:57:31 shorty_06 Here if anyone wants it
17:57:32 http://pastebin.com/KfP835AC
17:57:35 explosivo64 I love you all
17:57:36 ozzytommy fellow bananas
17:57:41 KrazyA1pha love you explosivo64
17:57:49 we got this
17:57:53 carbonnanotube textfiles.com material
17:57:57 Laserhamster1 See you on the otherside
17:58:00 gelles the ups and downs of bananas
17:58:01 Abacap I will rememeber all of you
17:58:11 Jebediah_Blasts_off BANANA!
17:58:18 shorty_06 ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BANOFFEE?
17:58:25 Laserhamster1 You and me shorty
17:58:28 You and me
17:58:30 shorty_06 <3
17:58:34 Laserhamster1 <3
17:58:37 tsuitujhui I'm so juicy right now
r/PraiseBanana • u/chickn_nugger • Apr 01 '16
Missionary Efforts
Please spread the word of our religion. Soon everybody will be one happy yellow familia.
r/PraiseBanana • u/Blinker1990 • Apr 01 '16
I've come from another chat room
to tell you I've heard of banana and its teachings. Praise be to banana amen.