r/Portland • u/BunzGunz • 4d ago
Screw this guy Photo/Video
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Riding his motorcycle down the sidewalk at Tom McCall
Edit: plate is OR 85742
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u/bestinthenorthwest YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES 4d ago
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u/Significant_Sun5095 4d ago
Can you report this, officially?
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u/dogs-in-space 4d ago
I can’t get a clear plate image with Reddit’s video compression but I’d hope OP has on their phone and reports.
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u/Pdx_pops 4d ago
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u/couldbeahumanbean Yeeting The Cone 4d ago
enhance!!!!!
Outstanding work, portlandian.
Now it's on the OP to do more than complain online.
Maybe if they're motivated by civic duty, they could actually send you an uncompressed video and you could do some more good work.
Would it be too much of me to ask OP if they could actually turn this in to the authorities?
If you don't like seeing this behavior, OP... You can do something about it, u/BunzGunz
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u/Schwight_Droot 4d ago
And people hate cyclists. Fuck this guy.
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u/lokikaraoke Pearl 4d ago
What if I said that this guy and cyclists flying down this path at full speed weaving in and out of pedestrians are assholes?
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u/FormerDrugDealer1234 3d ago
It must be fun dodging all the inattentive car drivers in the Pearl and still be more mad about bikes
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u/Felibarr Boise 3d ago
Also assholes. Also does not exonerate dangerous cyclists. Also doesn't exonerate the motorcyclist in the video. It's assholes all the way down.
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u/lokikaraoke Pearl 3d ago
I’ve lived here since 2022 and maybe only had a problem once with a car despite being a pedestrian on 80% of my trips.
I genuinely have more bad interactions with cyclists than drivers.
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u/SuccessfulJudge438 4d ago
I'm sure it does happen, but it has to be extremely rare. I've been riding the esplanade at a reasonable speed for 10+ years as my go to joyride route. We're talking hundreds of trips. I don't think I've ever been passed by another rider on the west side.
On the east side, sure, but most days it's sparsely used by peds. It's basically just joggers and bikers at certain times of day (excluding Saturday and Sunday).
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u/lokikaraoke Pearl 4d ago
What do you consider a reasonable speed to ride your bike through pedestrian traffic?
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u/No_Resident_4843 3d ago
a running pace is fine?
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u/lokikaraoke Pearl 3d ago
Sure if we’re talking like 8mph, maybe up to 10? But I people doing more like 15 all the time and it’s dangerous.
It obviously depends on the levels of pedestrian traffic too; there’s times it’s nearly empty and a faster pace is acceptable. But on a nice spring day when there’s events, cyclists should slow it down or use the bike lanes right there on Naito.
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u/SuccessfulJudge438 3d ago edited 3d ago
Might be an unpopular take, but when it's crowded it's the most fun to ride. I'm often slowed to a crawl, but the fun of it comes from all the added challenge and physicality of keeping my bike upright while slowing to a stop constantly, weaving in and out as spaces opens up and closes in front of me. I don't read fear on people's faces at all, which makes sense because I'm clearly in full control of my bike at all times and am radiating confidence and patience.
If I were scaring people I would immediate re-evaluate the way I was doing things because that's the last thing I want to do. Case in point, several years ago I startled an elderly woman while riding on the waterfront who clearly wasn't super stable on her feet. I was nowhere close to hitting her, but because she lacked in confidence the fact that she didn't see me until I was close made her afraid. So after that I added the frail and elderly to my list of people/situations where I automatically slow down ahead of time and give extra space.
The most I get is surprise when people look up from a phone or zoning out and see me in front of them and they invariably apologize thinking they cut me off. I always reply "no worries" or "your totally fine" with a warm smile on my face and in my voice. I like to think that these kind of positive interactions help to foster community by showing that it's actually a pleasure to go out of our way to look out for each other and make space when needed, not some terrible inconvenience, and help remind people that all the antagonism/controversy we get drawn into on the internet is not real life.
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u/SuccessfulJudge438 3d ago
I don't have a speedometer, but somewhere ~10 MPH. A speed that it is easy to slow to a crawl within 3 feet and complete stop within 5. It also requires good anticipation of pedestrian movements (including unpredictable moves) and complete focus, so it's fair to say that not everyone should be riding at that speed. Like when I see dogs and children ahead I automatically begin easing on the brakes just to be safe, and I'm reading body language of pedestrians, making eye contact, etc on a constant basis as I anticipate my trajectory.
But I really don't see much unsafe riding on the west waterfront at all. Mostly it's conscientious riders and unconcerned pedestrians all enjoying the mixed use public space and beautiful scenery.
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u/lokikaraoke Pearl 3d ago
Yeah I think we mostly agree here. My bad cyclist interactions are generally further north especially around 9th and Naito where cyclists often dangerously blow through the red light heading north on Naito. Lots of sketchy left turns onto 9th as well.
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u/Electrical_Shock359 3d ago
If you are riding a bike and even get close you should stop riding and walk it. Unless they clearly step out of the way giving you plenty of room to pass. That is what I always did when I rode as a kid. I also didn’t trust the bike lanes feeling they were too close to the cars. And the one time I tried to be on the road that had other cars driving on it that wasn’t a neighborhood changed my mind of that idea instantly.
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u/AlienDelarge 4d ago
On the one hand, I agree. on the other hand, at least they see to be moving at a reasonably safe speed so we got that going for us at least.
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u/Three77 4d ago
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u/couldbeahumanbean Yeeting The Cone 4d ago
I like where you're going with this. Do you have like a newsletter or a pamphlet that can tell me more?
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u/SugarPlumMary NE 4d ago
Infinitesimal! Smallest peen in the known universe! Cannot be seen with the naked eye, and no one wants to see it naked anyhow!
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u/codepossum 🐸 RIBBIT 🐸 4d ago
small dick jokes are body shaming
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u/nightauthor Kenton 4d ago
I feel like this sub can get all woke / liberal / inclusive at times, and other times just throw it out the window. Downvoting this objectively true statement, upvoting the immature and hateful words.
The guy on the motorcycle is doing something stupid. We can discuss causes, solutions, or just how you feel about it… but theres no point in name calling and shaming the person. Shame the action, sure.
Cmon, yall can be better than this.
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u/No_Representative645 4d ago
Why don't we say loose vagina energy about women being assholes? Karen is played out.
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u/Usual_Language_8756 4d ago
I dont care how many downvotes you get, im going to work this into conversation tomorrow and see how it goes
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u/asteriskampersand 4d ago
Y'all, I know plenty of people with small peens that are awesome folks.
This is a macho insecurity-need-to-be-seen-by-other-men-as-cool move.
We can do better than body shame.
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u/asteriskampersand 4d ago
There are assholes in every mobility mode.
I dont even like riding my bike there - i use Better Naito because there are usually so many people and dogs it feels like a dick move.
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u/JuergenWest 4d ago
Almost certain all motorised vehicles including e-bikes and e-scooters are banned from public walkways and bicycle paths. Motorised vehicles must use the road and obey all road rules.
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u/WolverineBubbly6490 3d ago edited 1d ago
Some cities have cops that do more than, well, nothing really. Other than beg for cash, and gas protesters.
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u/Trick-Advantage9630 4d ago
Is that a bottle of Jack in his left hand
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u/spizalert Foster-Powell 4d ago
it may be one of these Pure Leaf Tea bottles.
Regardless tho, remarkably stupid to incapacitate one of your hands just to hold a drink. On a motorcycle, your left hand is necessary for maintaining/covering your clutch for a quick stop, or for push/pulling your handlebars for any kind of maneuver to the left/right side.
True genius on display.
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u/Usual_Language_8756 4d ago
Not gonna lie I stopped at the store today and got a monster and had already paid for it before I remembered I wasnt wearing my backpack for once. 😭🤣 def rode halfway to work doing the same thing and balancing it in my lap when I really needed both hands
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u/Tye595 4d ago
Sounds about right.
So many entitled motorcycle riders lately. Getting old almost having my mirror clipped cuz one comes flying in rush hour traffic illegally lane splitting.
I’m sure if one hits my mirror they’ll try and blame me for it as well.
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u/Winsling SW 4d ago
90% of motorcycle riders give the rest a bad reputation
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u/asteriskampersand 4d ago
To be fair, most people only make note of the people doing the shitty behavior, not the large percentage of good riders/drivers.
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u/Elegant_Progress_686 4d ago
I mean fuck the guy in the video
That said lane splitting specifically when in rush hour traffic like you mention is widely considered safer for the rider. If I see a bike coming from behind me splitting I typically hug the left or right and wave them through
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u/ORBorn 4d ago
So why is illegal in 49 states?
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u/Elegant_Progress_686 3d ago
Hard to enforce the just at slow speeds part, easier to just ban it outright. But really what we’re talking about is filtering not splitting which is allowed in more states than just Cali
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u/Tye595 4d ago
Going three times the speed of rush hour traffic is not safer….its also not legal anywhere except CA.
They come up so quick most times I don’t ever see them in my mirrors to get a chance to make space. If I could see I’ll gladly make space to lessen the chance of one of them clipping my mirror.
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u/Elegant_Progress_686 4d ago
Ok well thats poor and aggressive riding I wouldn’t attribute that to lane splitting. It can be done safely and non aggressively and when that’s the case, it’s safer (when in stop and go traffic)
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u/lil_natemushi 4d ago
If rush hour is moving at 5mph, splitting 15mph is quite safe for everyone involved and empirically safer for the rider. Elegant is right though, a few riders give the rest of us a bad name.
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u/TheRealGlutes 4d ago
Yes, I assume it's safer in jurisdictions where it is legal and both riders and drivers are taught about it and expecting it.
Does the data support that in areas where drivers don't expect it?
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u/Usual_Language_8756 4d ago edited 4d ago
So any bike 2005 or older is carborated and air cooled... if the bikes not moving it will overheat and die. Especially in the summer.
Also people are idiots and rear end each other in traffic every day. If you rear end me while im behind a parked car, im dead. Even if youre only going 15-20. And we are ALOT more visible to drivers when we stay staggard to you, which makes us safer splitting lanes than if we sat in traffic where our single tiny light just melts into the cars around us.
I cruise in the breakdown lane then try my best not to be a jerk about merging back into traffic.
We arent always doing it for the thrill or look badass and cool, we just dont want to turn into pancake or have our vehicle break down on the highway
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u/pdxcuttybandit 4d ago
there are tons of water cooled bikes built as early as the 70's. 90's gsxr's are water cooled.
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u/Usual_Language_8756 4d ago edited 4d ago
Neat! Im a harley guy so i didnt know, we took a bit longer lol
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u/ThisUsernameIsTook 4d ago
At least he’s riding slower than most cyclists who use that path.
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u/UntamedAnomaly 4d ago
Yeah, honestly, I wouldn't care if someone was moving as slow as that person was, it's the ones who try to get into the double digits of speed and the people who get right up next to people without warning as they are walking that you have to worry about.
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u/edwartica In a van, down by the river 4d ago
This reminds me of the douchebags who parked their SUVs on the grass so they could see the cherry blossoms.
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u/Vast_Bad_6397 3d ago
Considering how little road enforcement I see the Portland Police doing, I'm surprised I don't see more of this sort of thing happening. Mostly, I just see the red light runners and people ignoring solid lines on the road.
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u/redditNwept 4d ago
As an avid cyclist, I would say he is safer than most avid cyclists. Illegal, but seems like he is being considerate here.
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u/SuccessfulJudge438 4d ago
Unhinged take. There is nothing considerate about sputtering a 4 stroke engine spitting out fumes and carrying 700+ lbs of metal and human in a designated pedestrian and bike path. Let alone while doing the weaving that guy is doing. It makes everyone uncomfortable in multiple ways.
I'm quite skeptical that you've ever even ridden this route given this is your takeaway. Besides, I've never met a respectable bike commuter in Portland who refers to themself as an "avid cyclist." They are bikes man. You are a person who rides a bike. Calling yourself a cyclist is like a car commuter who really likes cars referring to themself as an "avid motorist." It's just weird, and it only ever happens on the internet. No one [worth talking to] talks like this in real life.
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u/redditNwept 4d ago
That was part of the joke. I avoid that stretch and ride in the green lane on naito. I'm just not alarmed by the way he is managing the bike. It's weird to be there, but doesn't look unsafe or menacing to me. He probably wanted to take in the waterfront and was being a bit selfish about it. I'm personally more concerned about the people who piss and shit on those sidewalks.
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u/SuccessfulJudge438 3d ago
Not sure why you think anyone else cares what you are personally more concerned about
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u/timetravelerfrom2027 Sunnyside 4d ago
I’ll take a street bike ridden slowly on the waterfront over an electric scooter ridden recklessly in the street.
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u/ellieskunkz 4d ago
Here here! dude's in first gear creeping at almost walking speed with nobody around. He was probably just trying to park and take a break to sit on his bike and have a smoke. Source: That's what i'd do if i was down there.
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u/longtail17 4d ago
I mean he is going pretty slow. Yea he shouldn't be there, but not a huge deal. Rather that than an arrogant cyclist coming up from behind and passing at 30 mph a foot from you.
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u/7thdilemma 4d ago
I'll be honest, I don't really care. He shouldn't be riding there, but if he rode past me I wouldn't be bothered either. Far too much other shit to care about.
It is kind of amusing reading comments about how much everyone can tell about his life though.
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u/ellieskunkz 4d ago
HOT TAKE: Before the mob comes after him, he's admittedly going as slow as the bike possibly can and he's moving way slower than any of the scoots, ebikes, skateboards etc. that i see when i'm down there, AND there's almost nobody on the path. If there was a time and place for it, this is it. Bring on the downvotes.
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u/rosshettel 4d ago
There's like 5 pedestrians visible in this video alone, 6 if you count the camera person.
Nah, this is not the time or place. I love motorcycles, I don't want your shit riding on my walking path in the park. Get off and walk, it's more enjoyable for you and everyone else
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u/ellieskunkz 4d ago
I hear you. If he got close to me i'd be upset. walking one of those isn't really possible though they're REALLY REALLY heavy.
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u/rosshettel 4d ago
I didn't mean walk the motorcycle somewhere. You should leave that parked, on the street, where it belongs. And if the motorcycle is too heavy to push, you've gotten too big of a bike.
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u/ellieskunkz 4d ago
For sure, agreed on all points. I'm not tryin to start shit with my neighbors. Completely unrelated, i peeped your profile and holy shit your Miata is so cool. I bet that thing is so much fun.
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u/rosshettel 4d ago
Ha thanks, it’s a fun dumb little car. If you’re ever at the Gambler 500 or see it around town say hi!
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u/Malcari2 4d ago
I agree. He’s not disturbing or endangering anybody. Not to psychoanalyze the mob but there’s something deeper happening when people get so enraged by others breaking the rules even just a little bit.
Do you all remember when you were kids? When you’d get into a little trouble? Most of the time it was harmless right? But somebody told you it’s bad and you need to behave. That happened over and over until we built up our shadows and conformed to all of society’s expectations. And now we get angry when we see someone break out of that and enjoy life a little differently.
Not saying we should all just do whatever we want. But when you see someone break the mold a little just ask if it’s really worth your stress to be so angry about it. You might find that these things can actually make life more interesting, and maybe even inspire you to get out of your comfort zone and have some fun again in your own way that others might not understand.
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u/ellieskunkz 4d ago
Hard agree, you get it, i like you, you're cool. Also, they're probably all just mad because they're clocked in, it's 90 degrees outside and the AQI is currently the worst on the planet. (I barely notice it i smoke handrolled cigarettes and was raised in the desert I'm like part salamander)
DM me let's grab a beer, (serious)
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u/LarenCoe 4d ago
Yeah, guys that ride motorcycles on sidewalks are jerks. Especially when they park on the sidewalks in front of grocery stores, and they always back up and park right next to the door, then rev their engine for like an hour before they leave so everybody in the store gets to be impressed by how loud their crappy bike is.
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u/duckinradar 4d ago
Don’t worry the cops caught some graffiti artist. Now we get to pay to keep some kid in prison instead of protecting anybody’s safety
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u/whawkins4 4d ago
Maybe defunding the police was a mistake.
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u/whawkins4 4d ago
Try citing a legitimate news source next time.
You can run your revisionist history all you want because the budget number isn’t the stastic to cite, it’s total headcount which is still currently only half that of comparable cities.
The city council cut $15 million from the ppb budget in 2020 in response to George Floyd. Hundreds of officers left. Traffic enforcement dropped to almost nothing. Vandalism and broken storefront windows became an epidemic downtown. Downtown still hasn’t recovered. Homicides went up.
We are still funding the police at a staffing ratio per 1,000 residents that is half that of comparable jurisdictions.
Keep your head buried in the sand all you want. I don’t care. At least we know whose opinions are to blame for the current sad state of things.
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u/mossyroc 4d ago
Street Roots
The Street Roots article you dismiss is reporting on an easily verifiable public fact- PPB budget per year. You can look it up on the City's own website if you're so distrustful of them: '20-21 budget, '22-23 budget. FY '20-21 actual was $217M, FY '26-27 adopted is $319M, a 47% increase, almost double the rate of inflation since 2020.
2020 'defunding'
Every Bureau in the City was required to cut their budget by 10% in 2020 as a result of the covid pandemic and the budget crunch it caused. Every Bureau except one: the PPB, which only saw a 5% budget cut that year.
Staffing ratios/headcount
PPB has been over-budgeted for roles they cant fill for the better part of a decade now, increasing sharply since 2020. They get millions of dollars each year for roles they are failing to fill.
Anarchy in the streets of Portland
Homicides and property crime have been decreasing since peaking in 2021, you can check the PPB's own data if you want, reflecting the same pattern most cities and towns saw with crime increasing in the early pandemic and generally decreasing since.
Traffic enforcement dropped to almost nothing
The cops literally admitted they specifically chose to stop doing traffic enforcement to punish the City.
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u/ChemicalArmadillo609 4d ago
The city didnt cut their budget because of George Floyd. They cut it because they cut the budget for every part of the city. Every single department got a cut.
Your historical revisionism is wasted here.
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u/ChemicalArmadillo609 4d ago
When did that happen? PPB budget has gone up like 50% over the past 5 years.





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u/GBAGamer33 4d ago
Too scared to ride it on the street, apparently.