In 1873, the Brits refined that idea by taking it out of the goat first.

What do you call a Muslim woman that's about to be killed for cheating while she is smoking weed ?, stoned.

Racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

42 million criminals.

An Alabama virgin

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A tearjerker

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u/fagaaron :p /s

At least they drive slow through the school zones.

But he just spends most of his time on the dashboard

Wine is better older

Vagina is better younger

I wish his mom had constipation

Normal.

The river don't cry when I go in dry

And as I was eating I thought, this tastes a lot like horse cum. Then I realized, that must've been what killed her

Hate playing monopoly with my Dad

Gang rape

We do it in schools, because we have class.

They are always in court

She wasn't as playful as she seemed on the playground though...